B2H3 110 IceMile/4X40/4xUltra

Oh holy shit really?  It’s time for feets of winter stupidity already?  It’s Nut Wrangler and Unholy Nipples hashy birthday so that must mean its time for us to strap knives to our feet in order to drink copious amounts of malt liquor.  What’s that you say?  Why would I do that you say?  For GLORY!  Thus far there are only 3 hashers who have been so gloriously half-minded to complete the 4×40.

Just in case you aren’t clear on what’s happening, and because I like the sound of my own voice:

WHO: All the halfminds
WHAT:

  • ICE MILE – drink a beer, do a lap. repeat 4 times.  Ice skates encouraged. (Approximately 1.5 miles total)
  • 4×40 – Drink a 40, skate a lap.  Repeat 4 times.  Ice skates required, helmet required on lap 4, sober driver required. (Approximately 1.5 miles total)
  • 4xULTRA – Drink a 40, run around Westchester. Drink a 40, run Westchester in reverse. Repeat 2 times.  Helmet is a good idea, sober driver required.  (Approximately 8 miles). New for 2017!!!

WHEN: Saturday 4 March 2017 – 13:00 – Start when your event when you arrive.
WHERE: Westchester Lagoon https://goo.gl/maps/zQRjrFqv4oo
WHY: All the glory.  And a sweet patch.

“Trail” is A-A.  If you intend to participate in the 4×40 or 4xULTRA you MUST RSVP so I can get you 40s and you MUST HAVE A SOBER DRIVER.  You will not be allowed to participate without one.  You are strongly encouraged to bring a helmet with you.  Hash cash for the Ice Mile is $5.  Hash Cash for the 40 events is $20 (That shit is expensive yo!).

Dogs, kids, strollers are all fine.  Cake is not a lie.

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B2 109 Track

B2H3 109: Time to get Lei’d!

Traveling all the way to the island of Alaska from the island of Hawaii, Hana Ho has partnered with Schweddy Balls of Flour and George Lindsay to see if she has what it takes to lei a trail in our cold, white sand. Bring your best Hawaiian attire and cum be a Schweddy Ho!

WHO: Hana Ho, Schweddy Balls of Flour, and George Lindsay
WHAT: B2 109
WHEN: Saturday 18 February 2017, 13:00 HA 13:30
WHERE: Upper O’Malley Trailhead https://goo.gl/maps/BNdoreb4QVo
WHY: You know you want to get lei’d!

A-A, dog friendly, no strollers. ID for circle. Hash cash is always $5

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B2H3 107: Virgin hare – going deep; coming back wet

Four score weeks ago when it was 80º warmer, a rag tag group of harriettes and harriers joined together to figure out how fucking hard it is to set trail in good conditions.  One of them showed up late, didn’t pay attention, probably got drunk on trail, and, exactly as you would expect – was a shitty hare.  To make up for her hash appropriate behavior she selected the most challenging weather week of the year.  That’s right, the RA is guaranteeing weather again!

WHO: High-V, going Down On A bull moose
WHAT: B2 107
WHEN: Saturday 21 January 2017, 13:00 HA 13:30
WHERE: Campbell Airstrip Trailhead OFF BASHER DR https://goo.gl/maps/NKV6o9mQsiS2
WHY: Because we’re cooler than those Aurora fucks who ran naked in -50º last night

A-A, XTREMEly dog friendly, strollers may be a challenge with the DEEP SNOW.  ID for circle. Hash cash is always $5


Sign up for a trail!  Next available:

18 February
4 March
18 March (possibly 4×40)

B2H3 106: A long strong black pudding

So there I was, polishing up my anti blue blocker shades so that I could see the powder blue marks on the freshly powdered snow, when Donnie the Retard, ups the game with a huge brick of flame orange chalk.  I for one welcome the new friendlier 2017 Donnie.  No doubt he will find new ways to fuck us, but that is the fun innit?

  • WHO: Donnie the Retard
  • WHAT: B2 106 – A long strong black pudding
  • WHEN: Saturday 7 January 2017 – 1300 – Hares at 1330
  • WHERE: SOUTH Taku Lake Park
    Directions to A – take Dimond Westbound (away from Mountains) to Stormy Place, go North (a right off of Dimond). The road dead ends into a parking lot for Taku park by the skate park. NOT THE PARKING LOT OFF 76TH.
  • WHY: Because Donnie!

A-? / No Dogs / No Strollers / Hash cash is $5 for everyone but Finger

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