Author Archives: going DOWN ON A bull moose

B2H3 112: Food Truck Festival Hash

WHO: Schweddy Balls of Flour and Hana Ho
WHAT: B2 112: Food Truck Festival Hash
WHEN: Saturday April 1, 13:00
WHERE: Alaska State Fair Grounds, 2075 Glenn Hwy, Palmer, AK 99645
WHY: Because the hares are going anyway.

Here’s what the hare said about trail: “I understand It’s a yard sale with funnel cake. Maybe you need some furniture? Maybe you need some trail? It’s supposed to be a balmy 40 degrees so dress appropriately. I’m sure everything will work out.”
 
No this isn’t a joke! Travel hash to Palmer! Kids should be OK, dogs are unknown. As always, hash cash is just $5. And fuck you Jew’d Us, because I know you won’t read this anyway.

B2H3 109: Time to get Lei’d!

Traveling all the way to the island of Alaska from the island of Hawaii, Hana Ho has partnered with Schweddy Balls of Flour and George Lindsay to see if she has what it takes to lei a trail in our cold, white sand. Bring your best Hawaiian attire and cum be a Schweddy Ho!

WHO: Hana Ho, Schweddy Balls of Flour, and George Lindsay
WHAT: B2 109
WHEN: Saturday 18 February 2017, 13:00 HA 13:30
WHERE: Upper O’Malley Trailhead https://goo.gl/maps/BNdoreb4QVo
WHY: You know you want to get lei’d!

A-A, dog friendly, no strollers. ID for circle. Hash cash is always $5

Raceist Radio Callout

We’ve all tried to forget that 24 in 24 was a thing, but one of our raceists got a shout-out in an ultra-runner podcast recently. During Episode 34 of Ten Junk Miles, going Down On A bull moose was mentioned by his mortal name at around the 59-minute mark. They gave him kudos for his 35-mile “long run.” If only they knew the half of it…

If you’d like to listen to the episode, you can visit site and download a copy here: http://tenjunkmiles.com/episodes.html