Congratulations to all the intrepid half-minds who boldly charged into 24 Trails in 24 Hours. 10 Hashers told their friends they were cumming, 15 showed up throughout the night. Three hashers were either so committed, so drunk, or just to crazy to quit – going Down On A bull moose, Unnecessary Penetration, and Low Key ran the entire trail – clocking 35 miles. Good job you ultra race-ists. Uncle Bondage managed to stay alive for the entire event by strategically “supporting the event” driving the Shag Wagon during the longest legs. He may have been spotted napping during his “support” legs.
Thanks to all the hares: DOA (twice!), Uncle B, Colorado Steamer, Unnecessary Penetration, Just Heather, Red Blood Gives You Wings!, Just Alyssa, Matthew McKindaGay, and Subaru nmy HUHU. Rumors of Dr. Penis Venkman and Low Key snaring Uncle Bondage, may or may not be true, but one thing is certain – Just Mickey (woof) accidentally hared trail 3 with Uncle B.
Double special thanks to Matthew, Red Blood, and Subaru for showing up with food, and hot bevvys. Once the rain set in y’all kept everyone’s spirits up and let us keep going.
Thanks for making another incredibly dumb B2 event a success!
Harriers and Harriettes! It’s solstice – the longest day of the year. To celebrate we’re going to abuse all of the midnight sun, our legs, and likely our livers. That’s right – 24 Trails in 24 Hours. What kind of madness is that you say? Starting at 10 am Saturday trails will be set every few hours though out the day and night until 10 am Sunday (when the bars open).
$48 bucks gets you all the trails, a sweet patch, absurd bragging rights, beer, food, water, and 24-48 miles of sweet Alaskan shiggy! REGO here https://squareup.com/store/b2h3/
What if I’m not an ultrarace-ist bastard?
No problem! We have hard starts every 3 hours, the locations of which are published here http://bearbottomhashhouseharriers.com/24-in-24/ Come on out for a regular length trail a mini circle and show support for the half-minds. All trails are A-B. Hash Cash is only $5 per trail.
Why aren’t we doing something special for the solstice trail?
I’m so glad you asked that! It won’t actually be the solstice, but you’re only going to be 10 minutes of day light off by the weekend. At 22:00 there will be a Solstish Trail leaving out of Beer Can/Little Campbell Lake. Trail will be A-A with food served at the end. This happens to coincide with the 12 hour mark for the ultra-halfminds and they’re going to need to recharge. Hash Cash for this trail is $10.
All these pricing schemes… so complicated.
Not really. If you want to do the whole thing, pay the full rego – get the patch.
If you want to run a regular trail – show up and pay hash cash just like normal. The Solstish Trail is more expensive because you’re getting food. You don’t need to pre-rego – just show up and pay hash cash.
What can I do to help out?
Come to MisMan tomorrow and we’ll get you sorted. We still need hares from Point Woronzof at 0100 and Westchester Lagoon at 0700.
Rego is finally live! $24 until 1 June, $48 afterwards. Rego early rego often.
What’s 24/24? I’m so glad you asked see http://b2h3.com/24-in-24/ for all the details fit to print.
From the same great halfminds that brought you other spectacularly stupid trails as 12 Trails of Hashmas, 8 Trails of Hashmukkah, and the 4 x 40 Ice Challenge …
24 Trails in 24 Hours!
That’s right, 24 hours of hashing. On 25 June 2016, just a few days after summer solstice, the Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers are hosting an entire day dedicated to hashing in an entire day of daylight!
For the low low price of $25 you get:
•Hard starts every 3 hours•Trails 1-2 miles in all kinds of shiggy
•Sweet patch with all kinds of flair for every trail you run
•Some kind of sag wagon to move your shit from A-B
•Did we mention beer?
•Great Alaskan Weather
•24 hours of daylight!
Rego discounts for all the hares. Send an email to email@example.com to rego or volunteer to hare.
Bring out your skates! It’s time for the ice mile and feats of stupidity! That’s right. The 4×40 challenge will be reprised again this year. If you want to join the ranks of idiots you MUST RSVP and have a ride to trail. You will not be permitted to crank down 4 40s if you show up with a car!!!
WHO: ice milers and intrepid souls
WHAT: The Ice Mile and 4×40
WHEN: Saturday 5 March (13:00ish)
WHERE: Westchester Lagoon (approximately 1545 Hidden Lane)
WHY: Jersey wants to get patched into the 4×40 rolls
This is a social at your pace event. Hash cash is $5. You must let me know if you are going to attempt the 4×40 so I can have beer for you.