My true hare gave to me,
3 virgins cumming,
2 bags of flour,
And the FRB drunk off his face!
Red Blood Gives You Wings is leading us on trail for the third trail of Hashmas.
Sunday 12/28
Elderberry Park Downtown
15:00 Hares at 15:30
Dogs: NO ID: Yes Shiggy: 1-2
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My true Hare gave to me,
Two Bags of Flour,
And the FRB drunk on his face! Continue reading
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My true hare gave to me,
The FRB drunk on his face!
Dogs! ID!
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The Bear Bottom Hash House Hare and Hound Hashing Society would like to extend our most sincere thanks for all of you true blue hashers who came out for the Miracle of Hashmukkah. It was the first attempt at a run series for B2. Despite it being a colossally silly idea, y’all came out for it. Thank you. In 8 days of trails we had 58 bodies on trail including some virgins. For a brand new kennel running on week nights in the winter, that’s amazing.
Special thanks go out to the Hares: Minnesota Goat Fucker, Donnie The Retard, Unholy Nipples, and I’d Fuck Me. And thanks to anyone who suffered through another one of Uncle Bondage’s trails. Congratulations also go out to I’d Fuck Me for being the very first hare in B2’s long and illustrious history to be snared. Unholy Nipples & Red Blood Gives You Wings and Takes A Bigger Cock & Stretch Ass Strong nearly snared Uncle B on two separate trails, but damn can that racist run when doesn’t want to give it up.
Hashit for the entire series was awarded to Dr. Penis Venkman for having come up with the idea in the first place. Thanks for the excuse to go running every night brother.
Hashmukkah Patches are in the works:
Donnie The Retard, Struggle Snuggle, Dr. Penis Venkman, Red Blood Gives You Wings, Mandingo Massacre, Uncle Bondage, Esq. Stretch Ass Strong, Unholy Nipples, I’d Fuck Me, Minnesota Goat Fucker
Tell Uncle B you paid for a patch dammit if you aren’t on this list.
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Two more great nights of hashing in the spirits of the season are under our belts! Hazzzah to you all Brother and Sister Hashers! Thank you all for making B2H3 a great place to be.
The second night of Hashmukkah was led by Minnesota Goat Fucker and Just Finn McGee. Uncle Bondage, No Choades Barred, Dr. Penis Venkman, Just Cool Hand Luke, Takes A Bigger Cock, Unholy Nipples, Donnie The Retard, Struggle Snuggle, Red Blood Gives You Wings, and Doktor Helga von Boobin’ braved the beer free trail. WELCUM Just George Micheal Hunt and Just George Mrs. Michael Hunt, who were foolish enough to trust Dr. Venkman. They had a good time on trail anyway and WILL BE BACK.
The third night of Hashmukkah was a frigid bitch out at Ocean View Park, no not that one the other one. Donnie The Retard laid trail for us and may have used the Bare Check for the first time in Bear Bottom history. Well done sir. Uncle Bondage, Stretch Ass Strong, Dr. Penis Venkman, Just Cool Hand Luke, That 70s Bush, Struggle Snuggle, Unholy Nipples, and I’d Fuck Me rounded out the pack.
UPCUMMING SCHEDULE!
Fri 12/19 – 4th Night: Unholy Nipples – Fred Meyers near Victor Road
Sat 12/20 – 5th Night: BYE NIGHT – A2’s 12 Beer Checks of Hashmas
Sun 12/21 – 6th Night: I’d Fuck Me – LOCATION TBD
Mon 12/22 – 7th Night: Dr. Penis Venkman – LOCATION TBD
Tue 12/23 – 8th Night: Uncle Bondage, Esq. – LOCATION TBD ***Circle to follow***
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Thanks to Unholy Nipples, Donnie The Retard, Takes a Bigger Cock, Struggle Snuggle, Stretch AssStrong, Just Sarah 8Toes, Just Cool Hand Luke (Our Beloved GM), and Dr. Penis Venkman for joining the festivities of hash for the first night run around Resolution Park.
Hope y’all are ready for 7 more great trails!
Wed 12/17 – 2nd Night: Minnesota Goat Fucker – 4300 Boniface Parkway 99504
Thu 12/18 – 3rd Night: Donnie The Retard – Ocean View Park, Jarvi Drive Side. GPS: 61.0982192,-149.8603216
Fri 12/19 – 4th Night: Unholy Nipples – Fred Meyers near Victor Road
Sat 12/20 – 5th Night: BYE NIGHT – A2’s 12 Beer Checks of Hashmas
Sun 12/21 – 6th Night: I’d Fuck Me – LOCATION TBD
Mon 12/22 – 7th Night: Dr. Penis Venkman – LOCATION TBD
Tue 12/23 – 8th Night: Uncle Bondage, Esq. – LOCATION TBD ***Circle to follow***
-Uncle Bondage, Esq.
On-Sec, Idiot Hare
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Blue Fox! Tonight 12/15! 18:00! Discuss Hashmukkah!
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Hear ye hear ye,
CUMS NOW Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers by and through its attorney, Uncle Bondage, Esq., for which it alleges:
1. Saturday December 13th is a hashing day;
2. The pack will gather at 1pm;
3. The hares will be away at 1:30pm;
4. The hares will depart from Pop Carr Park (Hampshire Blvd. & Westbury Dr.);
5. The trail will be A to A.5;
6. The trail will be mixed urban, but dog friendly;
7. ID will be required for Circle.
WHEREFORE the petitioner prays for the following relief:
1. That the pack does pay $5 hash cash;
2. That the pack does attempt to catch the half minded hare;
3. That the whole pack is happy.
RESPECTFULLY submitted this 12th day of December, 2014.
Uncle Bondage, Esq.
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TRAIL: Saturday! West! Uncle Bondage! Mata Harey! Continue reading
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Monday! Blue Fox! Seat Of The Pants Trail Planning! Lots Of Exclamation!!!
3461 E Tudor Road @ 18:00-18:05 (Hash Standard Time)