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Okay, hashers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today.  What did you expect? This was Miami Beach?  If you’ve never had deja vu over this trail you should check in the kitchen.

WHO: going Down On A bull moose and George Ryan
WHAT: 55th running of the Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers!
WHEN: Saturday 6 February 2016 13:00 (HA 13:30)WHERE: The parking lot behind Mulcahy Stadium https://goo.gl/maps/suRFuRoK3pv
WHY: Because it’s too early for flapjacks

Trail is A-A.  No strollers or dogs.  ID required for Circle.  Hash cash is always $5.

Break out you best winter whites for a brisk and EARLY run through Kincaid park.  There’s a couple of wascally wabbits are going to shake their tails at the pack:  Uncle B yet again and George Corine for the first time.  We’re going to get started early and finish early for all the wankers who want to go to the bear and bearlywine festival closer to our regular time.

WHO: Uncle Bondage, Esq. & George Corine
WHAT: B2 54 Winter Wabbit
WHEN: Saturday 23 January 2016 1000 Hares away 1030
WHERE: Little Campbell Lake (61°09’48.2″N 150°01’24.4″W Google lies.  Turn right onto Beer Can Lake Road off Raspberry immediately before you enter Kincaid)
WHY: George Corine had a shitty trail the last time out with Uncle B.  He’s determined to prove he can do better.

Trail is A-A.  Dogs ok, no ID for trail but circle is in a bar (probably).  NO Strollers.  Hash cash is always $5

B2H3 53 A mystery hare pickup extraordinaire
WHO: Matthew McKindagay and the FRBs
WHAT: Pickup Run!
WHEN: Thursday (TODAY) @ 1800
WHERE: Earthquake Park (Google says 5101 Point Woronzof Rd 99502)
WHY: Because bikini season is coming

All the warm weather makes it feel like shorts weather, but the traction is like greased up pigs covered in shit cocooned in lard.  Break out the ice spikes or yaks and get out to the west sliiiiiiiieeeede.

WHO: I’d Fuck Me
WHAT: B2H3 #52 – Ice sliiiiiide!
WHEN: Saturday 9 January 2016 – 12:30 (Hare away 13:00)
WHERE: Balto Seppala Park
WHY: First trail of the year!

Trail A-A, Dogs, No ID, No Strollers (bad ice!), quick circle
Hash cash is always $5

Twas the day after hashmas and all through the town, not a hasher was stirring, they were all so worn down.  The flour was spread on the trail so clear with hopes that the harriettes would soon be there.  I had just opened a beer when out in the parking lot there arose such a clatter, it was Does The Finger Count? dressed up as a hatter.  Come out Saturday for the last trail of 2015 to find out what kind of goodies he has in store for trail!

WHO: Does the Finger Count?
WHAT: B2H3 51st – A Post Hashmas Stuffing
WHEN: Saturday 26 December 2015 – 13:00 – Hare Away 13:30
WHERE: 8601 Kushtaka Cir
WHY: It’s the last trail of the year!

A-A. Stroller friendly-ISH.  Dogs ok.  Bring Icecleats or yaks.  No ID.  Almost no pavement. Hash Cash is only $5! (No coins please Judas)