It’s the most glorious day of the year. 7/11. Free slurpees for everyone at all 7/11. Conveniently this year it’s on Saturday. Saturday is a hashing day AND a free slurpee day. It’s like Kris Kringle came early to spray his sugary blended icy load all over my beard. Donnie The Retard has volunteered to lead us to all the 7/11s in Eagle River in a quest to down down as many slurpees as our flabby adult bodies can take. Hazzah! If anyone would like to co-hare hit Donnie up.
WHO: Donnie The Retard
WHAT: Slurpee Day Hash!
WHEN: Saturday 7/11 1:00 pm Hares 1:30pm
WHERE: Tips Bar 12349 Old Glenn Highway Eagle River 99577
WHY: FREE FUCKING SLURPEES!!!!
Trail is A-A.5. Dog friendlish. ID required. No strollers. Shiggy 3/5.