It’s been six days since that hot and steamy VD that seemed like such a great idea. The penicillin should be working right now. Why do your pants still feel funny? Maybe because they’re racist ranger panties and you got punched in the junk.
WHO: I’d Fuck Me
WHAT: 56th running of the bush buster has… dammit that’s not right
WHEN: Saturday 20 February 2016 1300 Hare @ 1330
WHERE: Chuck Albrecht softball field at the south east corner of MLK and Elmore
A-A. Dogs! Strollers? ID – circle. Hash cash $5!
NEXT TRAIL: 5 March The Ice Mile!
Speaking of STDs, save the date of 25 June 2016 for the 24 Trails in 24 Hours!