Cum frolic in the wet gashes of Russian Jack. Like any good group activity, you’ll probably need a change of clothes after. Balls will likely fly at your face. Dogs are encouraged, peanut butter is provided. Trail is A-A, IDs aren’t necessary and strollers won’t make it. Straight(ish) from the hare: “I think your beer checks are cute so I’m bringing whiskey for proper trail drinking.”
WHO: Schweddy balls of Flour and Just Zack
WHAT: B2H3 99 trails and not enough incest ain’t one
WHEN: 1 October 2016 1300 Hares away at 1330
WHERE: Russian Jack Springs Park on Boniface Pkwy (tiny side parking lot between Debarr and Perry https://goo.gl/maps/5AN37fNkFLU2)
WHY: Because you’re a $5 hasher
A-A, No strollers, Dogs OK, No ID, $5 – bring your own peanut butter