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Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers welcomes its newest named member, Sandy Hook!

Welcum mushers and mushettes! Thank you for traveling all the way to Los Anchorage for the ceremonial start of the Ididahash, an entirely fake hash event (this year) that runs a 1000 mile true trail of flour and sacred nectar out to Nome. We’ve spent the last several weeks flying out to the Interior and Western Alaska dropping off caches of colored flour, beer, and jello shots for the hares to pickup along the way. As you all know this is an entirely live haring kennel, so this sort of staging is critical to ensuring a fun and absurd endurance hash. We expect to have the pack on trail for 35 days, hangovers be damned.

THIS WEEK is the ceremonial start of the Ididahash for those of you who can’t commit to hashing all the way to Nome. Come out for a shorter version that doesn’t leave town. Red Blood and Nipples are going to lead us on a romp through town which will undoubtedly cross some of the historic Iditarod trail. Expect other bigger angrier dogs on trail, so leave yours at home for everyone’s safety.

Who: Red Blood Gives You Wings and Unholy Nipples
What: #29 Ididahash Ceremonial Start
When: Saturday 7 March 2015 13:00. Hares away 13:30
Where: Blue Fox Cocktail Lounge
Why: Because the trail to Nome is long and cold without plenty of beer and snuggling

Trail: A-A ID: Circle only Dogs: NO.

Hash Cash is always $5

Don’t forget that http://greatalaskainterhash.com/ is coming. Rego has already gone up, but you were waiting to pay more because it’s going to a good cause anyway.

Attention patch whores: the Incredibly personalized Hashmukkah patches are finally finished. Each patch tells your story of the 8 trails of Hashmukkah. Everyone gets the bear and the head (WSH?) hare. You get an orange background and a hare for each trail that you ran. If you were the hare that day it’s a gold background and border. If you can’t make it to trail or if you have quit the state, contact me and I’ll make arrangements to get your patch to you.

-Uncle B

Dear Harriers and Harriettes,
As you can see the list of hares for the next two months of trails is woefully understocked. Please reach deep into your bag of flour and throw a little hash on trail for one of the upcoming runs. Don’t think that you need to do it alone either. Co-hares are welcome. If you want a co-hare, but don’t have one in mind, we can help with that too.

1/24/15 South Red Blood Gives You Wings
2/7/15 West Uncle Bondage, Esq.
2/21/14 North Unholy Nipples, Red Blood, and Moose Maggot
3/7/15 East I’d Fuck Me
3/21/15 South Dr. Penis Venkman – Fist Anal Bare Bear Beer Run!