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Welcome Brother Sandy Hook

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers welcomes its newest named member, Sandy Hook!

B2H3 #29: Ididahash! (Ceremonial Start edition)

Welcum mushers and mushettes! Thank you for traveling all the way to Los Anchorage for the ceremonial start of the Ididahash, an entirely fake hash event (this year) that runs a 1000 mile true trail of flour and sacred nectar out to Nome. We’ve spent the last several weeks flying out to the Interior and Western Alaska dropping off caches of colored flour, beer, and jello shots for the hares to pickup along the way. As you all know this is an entirely live haring kennel, so this sort of staging is critical to ensuring a fun and absurd endurance hash. We expect to have the pack on trail for 35 days, hangovers be damned.

THIS WEEK is the ceremonial start of the Ididahash for those of you who can’t commit to hashing all the way to Nome. Come out for a shorter version that doesn’t leave town. Red Blood and Nipples are going to lead us on a romp through town which will undoubtedly cross some of the historic Iditarod trail. Expect other bigger angrier dogs on trail, so leave yours at home for everyone’s safety.

Who: Red Blood Gives You Wings and Unholy Nipples
What: #29 Ididahash Ceremonial Start
When: Saturday 7 March 2015 13:00. Hares away 13:30
Where: Blue Fox Cocktail Lounge
Why: Because the trail to Nome is long and cold without plenty of beer and snuggling

Trail: A-A ID: Circle only Dogs: NO.

Hash Cash is always $5

Don’t forget that http://greatalaskainterhash.com/ is coming. Rego has already gone up, but you were waiting to pay more because it’s going to a good cause anyway.

5 min mis man

Tonight – 2 March 2015 18:30 – 18:35
BLUE FOX
Agenda: Patch design for 12 Trails, Trail schedule, logos

B2H3 #28: I swear we aren’t breaking up

Aloha harriers and harriettes!  All the warm weather has and sunshine has everyone thinking that its nearly time to break out the bikinis.  Maybe not that far, but it sure feels like Breakup is already here.  IT ISN’T.  IT’S STILL WINTER.  HONEST!!!  Not that it matters because Hashers run regardless of the conditions, this Saturday is no exception! Cum bear or melt water, Saturday is a hashing day.

Who: I’d Fuck Me and Just Dana
What: #28 I swear we aren’t breaking up
When: Saturday 21 February 2015 13:00.  Hares away 13:30
Where: Turpin Park 201 Oklahoma St
Why: Because Just Dana is popping her Harriette Cherry

Trail: A-A.5 ID: REQUIRED Dogs: No.

Hash Cash is always $5

Don’t forget that http://greatalaskainterhash.com is coming.  Rego has already gone up, but you were waiting to pay more because it’s going to a good cause anyway.

B2H3 #27: The Threat of Looming Discharge

Ahoy hoi all Harriettes and Harriers!  Saturday is a cummin.  And we all know that means HASHING!  It’s going to be a beautiful if not slightly nipply day.  What better way to spend it than chasing down some half-mind covered in orange powder?  Yah, I can’t think of anything I’d rather be doing either.  Oh, and I’ll be the one dressed in the orange powder.

Who: YOU! (and Uncle Bondage, Esquire)
What: B2H3 #27: The Threat of Looming Discharge
When: Saturday 7 February 2015 – 13:00 Hare Away at 13:30
Where: Fish Creek Park (slightly north of) 3909 E. Turnagain BlvdWhy: Because the whole pack is happy!

Dogs: No.  ID: Yes. Circle: Indoors. Trail: A-A.5

5 Min Mis Man tonight!

Blue Fox.  6:30.
Agenda: TrailEso si que es.  Patches.

Hashmukkah patches!

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Attention patch whores: the Incredibly personalized Hashmukkah patches are finally finished. Each patch tells your story of the 8 trails of Hashmukkah. Everyone gets the bear and the head (WSH?) hare. You get an orange background and a hare for each trail that you ran. If you were the hare that day it’s a gold background and border. If you can’t make it to trail or if you have quit the state, contact me and I’ll make arrangements to get your patch to you.

-Uncle B

B2H3 #26: Give Southside A Chance

Calling all Harriers and Harriettes!
Saturday is cumming.
RU?

Despite the debacle last time yours truly ran in the Deep South of Los Anchorage, Red Blood Gives You Wings! is entirely certain that she won’t make the same harebrained mistakes that I did.  Let’s all show her our support to go see some more of South Anchorage this Saturday.  If trail and beer weren’t enough, the Hashmukkah patches will be distributed.

WHO? Red Blood Gives You Wings!
WHAT? The 26th running of the base jumpers hash house harriers! hmmmmmm…
WHEN? Saturday 1/24 @ 13:00 – Hares away at 13:30
WHERE? Ray E Storck Homestead Park at Southeast Rabbit Creek Road and Clarks Road. 7020 Clarks Road.
WHY? Because we love hashing!

Trail is A-A.  Dogs are fine on trail, but circle is in a bar, so please plan accordingly.

P.S.  As always, bring a verse for yourself and one for a friend! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY9XiUMKSWA

5 Min Mis Man Meeting Minutes

•Red Blood updated with deets for #26
•Red Blood ordered a dozen pairs of brown socks with orange “B2H3” text.  Those should be around in a few more weeks.•Red Blood volunteered to spearhead haberdashery.  As with all things at B2, everyone is encouraged to undertake any project they want even if someone else has that “job.”  e.g. Strummin N Cummin is ordering “B2H3” text bag tags (also brown with orange text).

•Uncle B will be distributing the Hashmukkah patches at Trail starting on Saturday.
•Uncle B would like to start asking all unnamed hashers one serious question and one absurd question at each trail to generate ideas for possible names.

•I’d Fuck Me sprang for beer and tots.

•The Nut Wrangler showed up on full hash time, but still manged to find the bar.

•Dr. Penis Venkman called Uncle B several days ago with a whole list of important things to bring up, but Uncle B was drunk and forgot to write anything down.

Bare Hareline!

Dear Harriers and Harriettes,
As you can see the list of hares for the next two months of trails is woefully understocked. Please reach deep into your bag of flour and throw a little hash on trail for one of the upcoming runs. Don’t think that you need to do it alone either. Co-hares are welcome. If you want a co-hare, but don’t have one in mind, we can help with that too.

1/24/15 South Red Blood Gives You Wings
2/7/15 West Uncle Bondage, Esq.
2/21/14 North Unholy Nipples, Red Blood, and Moose Maggot
3/7/15 East I’d Fuck Me
3/21/15 South Dr. Penis Venkman – Fist Anal Bare Bear Beer Run!

B2’s Haring *cough* traditions and markings: http://bearbottomhashhouseharriers.com/haring/