Oh holy shit really? It’s time for feets of winter stupidity already? It’s Nut Wrangler and Unholy Nipples hashy birthday so that must mean its time for us to strap knives to our feet in order to drink copious amounts of malt liquor. What’s that you say? Why would I do that you say? For GLORY! Thus far there are only 3 hashers who have been so gloriously half-minded to complete the 4×40.
Just in case you aren’t clear on what’s happening, and because I like the sound of my own voice:
WHO: All the halfminds
- ICE MILE – drink a beer, do a lap. repeat 4 times. Ice skates encouraged. (Approximately 1.5 miles total)
- 4×40 – Drink a 40, skate a lap. Repeat 4 times. Ice skates required, helmet required on lap 4, sober driver required. (Approximately 1.5 miles total)
- 4xULTRA – Drink a 40, run around Westchester. Drink a 40, run Westchester in reverse. Repeat 2 times. Helmet is a good idea, sober driver required. (Approximately 8 miles). New for 2017!!!
WHEN: Saturday 4 March 2017 – 13:00 – Start when your event when you arrive.
WHERE: Westchester Lagoon https://goo.gl/maps/zQRjrFqv4oo
WHY: All the glory. And a sweet patch.
“Trail” is A-A. If you intend to participate in the 4×40 or 4xULTRA you MUST RSVP so I can get you 40s and you MUST HAVE A SOBER DRIVER. You will not be allowed to participate without one. You are strongly encouraged to bring a helmet with you. Hash cash for the Ice Mile is $5. Hash Cash for the 40 events is $20 (That shit is expensive yo!).
Dogs, kids, strollers are all fine. Cake is not a lie.