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Save the Date! B2H3 Ski Train Travel Hash
SAVE THE DATE!!
Don’t have to ski to go! CELEBRATE RETURN OF LONGER AND WARMER DAYS OF SPRING , ALONG SIDE GREAT FRIENDS WITH THE HELP OF THE 12 PIECE DANCING POLKA BAND!!!
Ski Train Saturday March 12th 2016.
NSAA Member tickets go on sale Oct 1=$135
Non member tickets go on sale Nov 1 =$170
Register under group name “SkidMarks”
Group Theme ideas????????
Site below
http://www.anchoragenordicski.com/ski_train.html
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B2H3 45! 44! 46! 69! Hut Hut Hut
Pretend I sound like Howard Cosell. After you’re done googling Howard Cosell, pretend I have something interesting and witty to say. Or at least dramatic. Now that you’re properly primed: LET’S HASHING! Saturday is cumming. It’s gonna be cold and wet and muddy as all get out. In short – perfect weather for a brisk _un.
Who: Hashers, Virgins, Football Players, and the like. And the hare (and the hare) Donnie.
What: 44th _unning
When: SATURDAY 3 October – 1300, H/A 1330
Where: Jewel Lake Park – take 88th West from Jewel Lake Road
Why: Because Donnie isn’t sick of hareing yet. Also, FOOTBALL! season is upon us – so be sure to be in theme. Wait, what? A THEMED trail?? Yes, a themed trail about Football!
Notes, rumors, and lies.
Trail will be A-¿?¿ – if it is to B, there will be a shuttle. Bring ID – anything could happen. Dogs – anything could happen. Not stroller friendly. Hash cash is always $5.
OTHER NEWS!
YOU haven’t hared a trail yet. I can smell it on you from here. Hit me up. Next trail – 10/17 East is available. As is pretty much everything from 11/14 onward. I’m your huckleberry, so I’ll be setting so many trails it’ll make your ass hurt. Get on this to minimize the pain.
RACIST BEHAVIOR!
Bonny Sosa Tuesday Night Races are on right now. There are a few left. The city does its best impression of hashing (its a good impression!) without the beer. Every Tuesday at 6:30.
Arctic CycloCross has three more races! If you’ve ever wanted to see what bike hashing looked like in high speed, now’s your chance. Bring a mountain bike, a cyclocross bike, a unicycle, a fatbike, a case of beer (optional), and $15 bucks out to Goose Lake this Saturday at 10:00 or Kincaid Chalet Sunday at 11:30 for the Men’s Beginner. Women’s Beginner is one hour later. Its awesome just to watch. Heckling HIGHLY encouraged.
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B2H3 43: Let’s get vertical!
If you didn’t happen to notice that the mountains are covered in that T-Dust, you’re either Outside or spending too much time indoors. Saturday is a hashing day so take the time to come out and experience the 12 minutes of fall we are going to have.
Who: Does the Finger Count? and Dr. Penis Venkman
What: Lets Get Vertical
When: Saturday 5 September 13:00 Hares Away 13:30
Where: 7400 Campbell Airstrip Rd Anchorage AK 99507 United States
Why: To acquire a great thirst and satisfy it with beer
Trail will be A-A, Dog YES, ID NO, Strollers NOT RECOMMENDED
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B2H3 42: Hitchhikers Guide to The Shiggy
Look at me. I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway. I’ve been doing fjords all my life. For a fleeting moment they become fashionable and I get a major award.
Who: Hashers, Virgins, Hitchhikers, 42, and the like. And the hares (and the hares) Donnie and Makes Muff Choke.
What: 42
When: 42 – I mean, 1300, H/A 1330
Where: Back lot of South Anchorage Sports Park (the dirt lot)
If you need an addy, it’s 42, err, 789 W Klatt Rd, Anchorage, AK 99515
Why: 42
Notes, rumors, and lies.
Trail will be A-B, a shuttle will be provided. No ID necessary for trail, possibly for an on after. Dogs are okay if they can follow directions and not run into traffic – a bit of this trail is BVFC. Strollers – god no. Kids in packs and on foot are okay. Forty Two. Also, don’t forget your towel. Hash cash is always $5
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B2H3 41: Bombs Away!
70 years ago Saturday Fat Man was unleashed in the second live target atomic weapons test over Nagasaki, Japan, in an hare brained attempt to scare the Soviets away from eastern Europe. Turns out it wasn’t a great plan. So to commemorate making bad decisions and getting bombed, let’s go hashing!
WHO: Struggle Snuggle
WHAT: B2H3 #42
WHEN: Saturday 8 August 1300 HA 1330
WHERE: Cheney Lake Park approximately 2377 Baxter Road
WHY: Because sake is delicious and has magical powers to make me attractive
A-A; Dogs YES!; Strollers NO!; ID NO! Hash Cash is always $5
Upcumming trails:
Since your name isn’t Donnie the Retard, you haven’t hared recently. I know you’re clamoring to lay some sweet trail. Pick a date and let me know! Need a name? Best sign up, someone will help you out.
8/22/15 EAST HARES NEEDED
9/5/15 SOUTH Donnie the Retard
9/12/15 B2 Invades WhitehorseH4 Travel Hash
9/19/15 B2 Invades Chena Hotsprings Travel Hash
10/3/15 NORTH Donnie the Retard
10/17/15 EAST HARES NEEDED
10/31/15 H0LoWEEN! Ho White and the 7 Dwarfs
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B2H3 40 Eklutna Invasion Trail
Psssst. A2H3’s anal camp hash is this weekend. Don’t tell them, but we’re going to invade with shenanigans of our own.
WHO: Uncle Bondage, Esq.
WHAT: B2 #40 – The Eklutna Invasion
WHEN: Saturday 25 July 2015 @ 10:00 Hares at 10:30
WHERE: 61.409340, -149.176390*
WHY: More trails for all the hashers!
Notes: Trail is A-A. Dogs: yes. ID: No. Hash Cash is only $**
*Head up the Glenn Highway to the Eklutna Lake exit. Travel down Eklutna Lake Road until you SEE the park entrance booth. Immediately BEFORE the booth, there is a gate on the right. Follow that road around. You should cross two rivers and end up in an open gravel area filled with half naked hungover people you have a vague recollection of meeting at some point. Feed them beer and they will not eat your brains. Much. https://goo.gl/maps/z3wq4
**If you aren’t going to Camp Hash, you can still come out for this trail. Hash Cash is $5. If you stay for anything else you gotta pony up for the rest of the day – $20 but you get no swag. If you rego’d for the rest of the event, this trail is included. REGO FOR CAMP HASH NOW! http://mkt.com/anchorage-alaska-hash-house-harriers/camp-hash
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B2H3 38: Slurpee Day!
It’s the most glorious day of the year. 7/11. Free slurpees for everyone at all 7/11. Conveniently this year it’s on Saturday. Saturday is a hashing day AND a free slurpee day. It’s like Kris Kringle came early to spray his sugary blended icy load all over my beard. Donnie The Retard has volunteered to lead us to all the 7/11s in Eagle River in a quest to down down as many slurpees as our flabby adult bodies can take. Hazzah! If anyone would like to co-hare hit Donnie up.
WHO: Donnie The Retard
WHAT: Slurpee Day Hash!
WHEN: Saturday 7/11 1:00 pm Hares 1:30pm
WHERE: Tips Bar 12349 Old Glenn Highway Eagle River 99577
WHY: FREE FUCKING SLURPEES!!!!
Trail is A-A.5. Dog friendlish. ID required. No strollers. Shiggy 3/5.
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B2H3 37: Nurse Crotchette Flies the Coop
Our dear Nurse is headed south. Way far south. Below the border even. She has kindly invited all of us out to send her off with an extraordinary travel hash adventure from Cooper Landing to Hope. It seems that she’s been doing this for years and only just got around to inviting us, but we love her anyway. Cum send her off (and rub eggs in Uncle B’s head ((WSH)).
WHO: Nurse Crotchette and Uncle Bondage
WHAT: Travel Hash Weekend in Hope
WHEN: June 26-28
WHERE: Hope, Alaska
WHY: Because Hope is open. There’s drinking and dancing and hashing to be had.
26 June
Bike Friday Devils pass to Hope. No longer to Cooper Landing d/t fire closure. Camp friday night hope in front of Seaview inn, or down road at campground. No tents allowed in campground down the road d/t bear activities. Yes in front of Seaview Inn
27 June
Saturday: 9 am raft 6 mile. Meet at Hope/Seward Highway junction. Head south on Seward, and take a right onto Hope road. Meeting point is on right side about 100 feet. You will see the NOVA truck. YOU MUST HAVE ALREADY RSVP’D FOR RAFTING.
7pm meet in front of Seaview inn Hope for beginning of Hashing Trail run/walk. Guaranteed debauchery and fun.
28 June
Sunday about 10 ish… wake up and hike to the topaz alpine Twin Lakes out of Hope.
Plan to camp hope Friday and sat night. 10 bucks per tent. 6 bucks per car camp.
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B2H3 #36: Fuck Me 2 the Future
It’s nearly 0200 and I’m just getting around to laying out the trail details because I know you’ve been up for the last two nights listless at that lack of certainty over your plans for the upcumming week end. There’s plenty of time for fishing, but there’s only one Saturday left before Interhash. The highest and best use of your time? That’s right! Hashing a B2 trail!
WHO: I’d Fuck Me
WHAT: #36: Fuck Me 2 The Future (North side)
WHEN: Saturday 13 June 1300 HA 1330
WHERE: Davis Park 5081 Mountain View Drive 99508WHY: The opportunity to get shivved in the shiggy or pickup a sweet Article 15 Patch for crossing that blue line!
Trail is A-A. Dog Friendly. ID is ALWAYS a wise precaution. Hash Cash is always $5.
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