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Welcum Brother Hasher

Here’s to brother hasher Lost & Found (Formerly known as George Matt)

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B2H3 was founded on the principle of inclusion.  In order to ensure that all hashers are welcome, it is necessary to prohibit harassment of its members.  Attempting to humiliate another hasher is not hash acceptable behavior.  Hashing is for having fun, not for petty drama.  It is not welcome at this kennel.

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Welcum back Midnight Sun H3

Bear Bottom extends a warm welcome home to the Midnight Sun Hash House Harriers. Originally founded in the late 2000s by Madonna and Unholy Nipples to give more opportunities to hash for all the hashers. MSH3 has been on an extremely irregular schedule since then. No Longer! MSH3 will be hosting trail Sundays monthly through the winter and during the week in the summer.

MSH3 is a FAMILY FRIENDLY KENNEL. In order to maintain the family friendly nature membership is by approval. If you want details about the group or any trails, you must contact Georgy Porgy or Silent Butt Daddy.

The reinagural trail is Sunday 17 January so act fast if you want to get in on the most exclusive kennel in Los Anchorage.

Welcome Brother Hasher

Thank you for joining the community Brother D.O.A (going Down On A bull moose)

B2H3 52 – Ice Sliiiiiiiiide

All the warm weather makes it feel like shorts weather, but the traction is like greased up pigs covered in shit cocooned in lard.  Break out the ice spikes or yaks and get out to the west sliiiiiiiieeeede.

WHO: I’d Fuck Me
WHAT: B2H3 #52 – Ice sliiiiiide!
WHEN: Saturday 9 January 2016 – 12:30 (Hare away 13:00)
WHERE: Balto Seppala Park
WHY: First trail of the year!

Trail A-A, Dogs, No ID, No Strollers (bad ice!), quick circle
Hash cash is always $5

B2H3 #51 Post Hashmas Stuffing

Twas the day after hashmas and all through the town, not a hasher was stirring, they were all so worn down.  The flour was spread on the trail so clear with hopes that the harriettes would soon be there.  I had just opened a beer when out in the parking lot there arose such a clatter, it was Does The Finger Count? dressed up as a hatter.  Come out Saturday for the last trail of 2015 to find out what kind of goodies he has in store for trail!

WHO: Does the Finger Count?
WHAT: B2H3 51st – A Post Hashmas Stuffing
WHEN: Saturday 26 December 2015 – 13:00 – Hare Away 13:30
WHERE: 8601 Kushtaka Cir
WHY: It’s the last trail of the year!

A-A. Stroller friendly-ISH.  Dogs ok.  Bring Icecleats or yaks.  No ID.  Almost no pavement. Hash Cash is only $5! (No coins please Judas)

Thank yous 

A thousand thank yous to Cream and Scream, Bitch Tits, Danger Mouse, Pony Keg, Just Archer, and Weinerhasher for offering up the sweet, sweet, warm garage for us to have Circle. Twice as many thanks for cramming our gullets full of delicious chili.  Congratulations on leveling up The Uniballer.  Finally, I’d Fuck Me, you’re on notice for causing George Rhyss to get snared – you won the Hashit. 

B2H3 50 – 7th Trail Of Hashmukkah

On the seventh trail of hashmukkah, my true hare gave to me, a confusing mixed metaphor and the first trail of hashmukkah!  Just Rhyss has enough flour for just one trail.  Come out to see how long he can make it last.

WHO: Just Rhyss
WHAT: B2H3 50 – 7th Trail of Hashmukkah
WHEN: Saturday 12 December 13:00 – Hare away 13:30WHERE: Abbot Loop Community Park (approx 8098 Elmore Road)
WHY: It’s the miracle of hashmukkah – the miracle being that someone is setting trail

Trail will be A-A.  Dog friendly.  Strollers might be tough.  No ID required on trail, but may be for circle.  Expect circle to be outdoors (and brief).  Assuming the Religious Advisor doesn’t do his yob and order up nice weather, the fill in may opt to move the circle to a nearby bar.

Hash cash is always $5.

Hit up Uncle B with your volunteer dates for Hashmas.  Any interest in invading  Aurora/Squarebanks during the New Years timeframe?

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