Category Archives: Trails

Holy shit, its the Merry Marmot festival out at Arctic Valley.  Lost & Found has an outhouse he’s going to fire off the slope and he wants us to come see it.  What could possibly go wrong?  Prepare for a short trail and then partying down at the fund raiser for AWAIC and the Anchorage Ski Club.

WHO: Lost & Found
WHAT: B2 59 Flying Outhouse Skeet Shooting
WHEN: Tomorrow Saturday 2 April 2016 1300 HA 1330
WHERE: Arctic Valley Road – 61°14’00.4″N 149°34’44.3″W https://goo.gl/maps/xS4v7iq2MxG2
WHY: It’s a hashing day! Also there’s gonna be bbq.

Trail is A-A. Shuttles will be available to transport folks into the festival.  Dogs are probably ok on trail, but not at the festival.  Strollers not recommended. Hash cash is $5 but you’re on your own for BBQ, beer and festival entry. DRY SOCKS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. http://www.skiarctic.net/merry-marmot-2016/ Dinner 4-6 Flying flaming dummy at 6.

The weather is beautiful, sunny, and warm.  It must be time for shorts and tank tops!  Plus its spring break! So glorious!  Just kidding y’all.  Los Anchorage got a couple inches of the white stuff last night, the hillside got more.  Our clever hares are going to drag us through all of it.  With all the schizophrenic weather expect lots of dirty, moisty, and more dirty on trail.  And Ice.  Not the Mickey’s kind, but that will be available for circle if you want it.

WHO: Does the Finger Count? and going Down On A bull moose
WHAT: B2H3 59th UpHill
WHEN: Saturday 19 March 2016 1300 – Hares away 1330
WHERE: 8601 Kushtaka Circle 99504
WHY: Spring Break whoooooO!!!!!! Party time!!

Trail A-A. Stroller: NO Dogs: YES Ice cleats: YES Ice Cleats: YES ICE CLEATS: YES Ice Climbing Gear: Optional Hash cash is always $5 – No coins unless your names is Fucking Jewedass.

Hate how the hares are laying trail?  Do it yourself!  Trails in April are available!

Once every four year the forces of good and evil conspire to bring all the good harriers and bad harriettes one more day of hashing.  Cum for MisMan stay for the hash.

WHO: Dr. Penis Venkman & Uncle Bondage, Esq.
WHAT: #57 (like the sauce) Leap Bear hashWHEN: Monday 29 February 2016 – LEAP DAY!
WHERE: The Blue Fox Cocktail Lounge
WHY: The day only cums once every four years.  That’s nearly 10 times more often than Uncle

Trail is A-A. No strollers, IDs required for the bar.  Hash cash is $5.

UPCUMMING TRAILS:
The Ice Mile with the 4×40 Challenge!  5 March!

It’s been six days since that hot and steamy VD that seemed like such a great idea. The penicillin should be working right now. Why do your pants still feel funny? Maybe because they’re racist ranger panties and you got punched in the junk. 

WHO: I’d Fuck Me

WHAT: 56th running of the bush buster has… dammit that’s not right

WHEN: Saturday 20 February 2016 1300 Hare @ 1330

WHERE: Chuck Albrecht softball field at the south east corner of MLK and Elmore

WHY: beer!

A-A. Dogs! Strollers? ID – circle. Hash cash $5!

NEXT TRAIL: 5 March The Ice Mile!

Speaking of STDs, save the date of 25 June 2016 for the 24 Trails in 24 Hours!

Okay, hashers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today.  What did you expect? This was Miami Beach?  If you’ve never had deja vu over this trail you should check in the kitchen.

WHO: going Down On A bull moose and George Ryan
WHAT: 55th running of the Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers!
WHEN: Saturday 6 February 2016 13:00 (HA 13:30)WHERE: The parking lot behind Mulcahy Stadium https://goo.gl/maps/suRFuRoK3pv
WHY: Because it’s too early for flapjacks

Trail is A-A.  No strollers or dogs.  ID required for Circle.  Hash cash is always $5.

Break out you best winter whites for a brisk and EARLY run through Kincaid park.  There’s a couple of wascally wabbits are going to shake their tails at the pack:  Uncle B yet again and George Corine for the first time.  We’re going to get started early and finish early for all the wankers who want to go to the bear and bearlywine festival closer to our regular time.

WHO: Uncle Bondage, Esq. & George Corine
WHAT: B2 54 Winter Wabbit
WHEN: Saturday 23 January 2016 1000 Hares away 1030
WHERE: Little Campbell Lake (61°09’48.2″N 150°01’24.4″W Google lies.  Turn right onto Beer Can Lake Road off Raspberry immediately before you enter Kincaid)
WHY: George Corine had a shitty trail the last time out with Uncle B.  He’s determined to prove he can do better.

Trail is A-A.  Dogs ok, no ID for trail but circle is in a bar (probably).  NO Strollers.  Hash cash is always $5

B2H3 53 A mystery hare pickup extraordinaire
WHO: Matthew McKindagay and the FRBs
WHAT: Pickup Run!
WHEN: Thursday (TODAY) @ 1800
WHERE: Earthquake Park (Google says 5101 Point Woronzof Rd 99502)
WHY: Because bikini season is coming