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Workers & Socialist Party?  White Anglo-Saxon Protestant?  The nasty little stripy bastards infesting all the fun parts of Los Anchorage?  Trust me when I say peeing on it will make it feel better.  There will be plenty of people to pee on it.

WHO: Banana Nut Bred
WHAT: B2’s 97th Trail
WHEN: TOMORROW Saturday 3 September 13:00 Hare Away 13:30
WHERE: Earthquake Park off Northern Lights https://goo.gl/maps/A3BVaS5pLBN2
WHY: It’s the last days of summer, the first days of fall, the weather is amazing, and this beer isn’t going to drink itself.  Cum run!

A-A; No ID; Dog Friendly; No Strollers; Hash Cash is only $5
Be epipen aware!

Announcements:

1. You’re going to hare on 17 September or 1 October!  Let Uncle know which one.
2. A happi coat order is in the works.  We’re putting together an order of Korean made happi coats.  They will be a heavy cotton similar to the coats Uncle made, but will actually be produced in a more timely fashion.  They will also be cheaper than having Uncle do it.  Did I mention they will actually be made?  The exact price isn’t set yet, but we should know next week.  Let me know if you want in.

B2H3, in the finest of half-minded and half thought through plans, is hosting* a Swill Team Six mission at A2’s Camp Hash.  Think the Go Ruck challenge for hashers.  Since we’re hashers we’re not going to so much encourage jock-strapping as aggressively pretend we’re doing something difficult.**

Banana Nut Bred, still so fresh and so clean from Best Korea that he’s sweating soju, will be haring a trail bad ass enough to whip even the most limp egg whites into stiff peaks.  The mission load out is this:

• 6 beers (BYOB),
• something to carry the beers in, OR
• a roll of duct tape (Obviously this is a typo, a roll of duct tape should never be optional)

WHO: Banana Nut Bred, all of A2
WHAT: B2H3 #96 at Camp Hash – SWILL TEAM SIX
WHEN: Saturday 20 August 2016 @ 0hungover thirty; Hare away sometime before hash o’limpdicks – possibly around 10:00
WHERE: A2H3 Camp Hash near Hope
WHY: No guts, no glory!  For the soju!

Trail is A-A, not stroller friendly, well behaved dogs, NO ID, NO HASH CASH

* Hosting is such a strong word.  It’s much more like someone had a better idea and we’re trying to take credit for it.

** Except for when we do and then just pretend we’re doing it ironically.

Our beloved GM has finally been on trail and hared enough* that you saw fit to give him a name fitting to show his citizenship in this community.  Next time you see him, give him a pat on the head and greet him: FISHFOOD!

* Namings are discussed and voted on at MisManagement meetings.  If you want to take part, show up.  Everyone contributes, named hashers vote.  Don’t be shy.

Happy Analversary Bear Bottom Harriers and Harriettes!  That’s right, we made it through the rough summer patch.  Now it’s time to do what we’re good at; what we founded on; winter hashing!

WHO: Uncle Bondage, Esq.
WHAT: Analversary Run
WHEN: Saturday 17 October 1300 Hare Away 1330
WHERE: Foresythe Park 11301 Birch Rd, Anchorage, AK 99516
WHY: To acquire great thirst!

Trail is A-A, Dogs Yes, Strollers not sure yet, ID NO

Hash cash is always $5.

VOLUNTEER TO HARE!

SAVE THE DATE!!
Don’t have to ski to go! CELEBRATE RETURN OF LONGER AND WARMER DAYS OF SPRING , ALONG SIDE GREAT FRIENDS WITH THE HELP OF THE 12 PIECE DANCING POLKA BAND!!!
Ski Train Saturday March 12th 2016.
NSAA Member tickets go on sale Oct 1=$135
Non member tickets go on sale Nov 1 =$170
Register under group name “SkidMarks”
Group Theme ideas????????

Site below

http://www.anchoragenordicski.com/ski_train.html

Pretend I sound like Howard Cosell.  After you’re done googling Howard Cosell, pretend I have something interesting and witty to say.  Or at least dramatic.  Now that you’re properly primed:  LET’S HASHING!  Saturday is cumming.  It’s gonna be cold and wet and muddy as all get out.  In short – perfect weather for a brisk _un.

Who: Hashers, Virgins, Football Players, and the like.  And the hare (and the hare) Donnie.
What: 44th _unning
When: SATURDAY 3 October – 1300, H/A 1330
Where: Jewel Lake Park – take 88th West from Jewel Lake Road
Why: Because Donnie isn’t sick of hareing yet.  Also, FOOTBALL! season is upon us – so be sure to be in theme.  Wait, what?  A THEMED trail??  Yes, a themed trail about Football!

Notes, rumors, and lies.
Trail will be A-¿?¿ – if it is to B, there will be a shuttle.  Bring ID – anything could happen.  Dogs – anything could happen. Not stroller friendly.  Hash cash is always $5.

OTHER NEWS!
YOU haven’t hared a trail yet.  I can smell it on you from here.  Hit me up.  Next trail – 10/17 East is available.  As is pretty much everything from 11/14 onward.  I’m your huckleberry, so I’ll be setting so many trails it’ll make your ass hurt.  Get on this to minimize the pain.

RACIST BEHAVIOR!
Bonny Sosa Tuesday Night Races are on right now.  There are a few left.  The city does its best impression of hashing (its a good impression!) without the beer.  Every Tuesday at 6:30.

Arctic CycloCross has three more races!  If you’ve ever wanted to see what bike hashing looked like in high speed, now’s your chance.  Bring a mountain bike, a cyclocross bike, a unicycle, a fatbike, a case of beer (optional), and $15 bucks out to Goose Lake this Saturday at 10:00 or Kincaid Chalet Sunday at 11:30 for the Men’s Beginner.  Women’s Beginner is one hour later.  Its awesome just to watch.  Heckling HIGHLY encouraged.

If you didn’t happen to notice that the mountains are covered in that T-Dust, you’re either Outside or spending too much time indoors.  Saturday is a hashing day so take the time to come out and experience the 12 minutes of fall we are going to have.

Who: Does the Finger Count? and Dr. Penis Venkman
What: Lets Get Vertical
When: Saturday 5 September 13:00 Hares Away 13:30
Where: 7400 Campbell Airstrip Rd Anchorage AK 99507 United States
Why: To acquire a great thirst and satisfy it with beer

Trail will be A-A, Dog YES, ID NO, Strollers NOT RECOMMENDED

Look at me.  I design coastlines.  I got an award for Norway. I’ve been doing fjords all my life.  For a fleeting moment they become fashionable and I get a major award.

Who: Hashers, Virgins, Hitchhikers, 42, and the like.  And the hares (and the hares) Donnie and Makes Muff Choke.
What: 42
When: 42 – I mean, 1300, H/A 1330
Where: Back lot of South Anchorage Sports Park (the dirt lot)
If you need an addy, it’s 42, err, 789 W Klatt Rd, Anchorage, AK 99515
Why: 42

Notes, rumors, and lies.
Trail will be A-B, a shuttle will be provided.  No ID necessary for trail, possibly for an on after.  Dogs are okay if they can follow directions and not run into traffic – a bit of this trail is BVFC.  Strollers – god no. Kids in packs and on foot are okay. Forty Two.  Also, don’t forget your towel.  Hash cash is always $5

70 years ago Saturday Fat Man was unleashed in the second live target atomic weapons test over Nagasaki, Japan, in an hare brained attempt to scare the Soviets away from eastern Europe.  Turns out it wasn’t a great plan.  So to commemorate making bad decisions and getting bombed, let’s go hashing!

WHO: Struggle Snuggle
WHAT: B2H3 #42
WHEN: Saturday 8 August 1300 HA 1330
WHERE: Cheney Lake Park approximately 2377 Baxter Road
WHY:  Because sake is delicious and has magical powers to make me attractive

A-A; Dogs YES!; Strollers NO!; ID NO! Hash Cash is always $5

Upcumming trails:
Since your name isn’t Donnie the Retard, you haven’t hared recently.  I know you’re clamoring to lay some sweet trail. Pick a date and let me know!  Need a name?  Best sign up, someone will help you out.

8/22/15 EAST HARES NEEDED
9/5/15 SOUTH Donnie the Retard
9/12/15 B2 Invades WhitehorseH4 Travel Hash
9/19/15 B2 Invades Chena Hotsprings Travel Hash
10/3/15 NORTH Donnie the Retard
10/17/15 EAST HARES NEEDED
10/31/15 H0LoWEEN! Ho White and the 7 Dwarfs