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Psssst.  A2H3’s anal camp hash is this weekend.  Don’t tell them, but we’re going to invade with shenanigans of our own.

WHO: Uncle Bondage, Esq.
WHAT: B2 #40 – The Eklutna Invasion
WHEN: Saturday 25 July 2015 @ 10:00 Hares at 10:30
WHERE: 61.409340, -149.176390*
WHY: More trails for all the hashers!

Notes: Trail is A-A.  Dogs: yes.  ID: No.  Hash Cash is only $**

*Head up the Glenn Highway to the Eklutna Lake exit.  Travel down Eklutna Lake Road until you SEE the park entrance booth.  Immediately BEFORE the booth, there is a gate on the right.  Follow that road around.  You should cross two rivers and end up in an open gravel area filled with half naked hungover people you have a vague recollection of meeting at some point.  Feed them beer and they will not eat your brains.  Much. https://goo.gl/maps/z3wq4

**If you aren’t going to Camp Hash, you can still come out for this trail.  Hash Cash is $5.  If you stay for anything else you gotta pony up for the rest of the day – $20 but you get no swag.  If you rego’d for the rest of the event, this trail is included.  REGO FOR CAMP HASH NOW! http://mkt.com/anchorage-alaska-hash-house-harriers/camp-hash

Our dear Nurse is headed south.  Way far south.  Below the border even.  She has kindly invited all of us out to send her off with an extraordinary travel hash adventure from Cooper Landing to Hope.  It seems that she’s been doing this for years and only just got around to inviting us, but we love her anyway.  Cum send her off (and rub eggs in Uncle B’s head ((WSH)).

WHO: Nurse Crotchette and Uncle Bondage
WHAT: Travel Hash Weekend in Hope
WHEN: June 26-28
WHERE: Hope, Alaska
WHY: Because Hope is open.  There’s drinking and dancing and hashing to be had.

26 June
Bike Friday Devils pass to Hope. No longer to Cooper Landing d/t fire closure. Camp friday night hope in front of Seaview inn, or down road at campground. No tents allowed in campground down the road d/t bear activities. Yes in front of Seaview Inn

27 June
Saturday: 9 am raft 6 mile. Meet at Hope/Seward Highway junction. Head south on Seward, and take a right onto Hope road. Meeting point is on right side about 100 feet. You will see the NOVA truck.  YOU MUST HAVE ALREADY RSVP’D FOR RAFTING.

7pm meet in front of Seaview inn Hope for beginning of Hashing Trail run/walk. Guaranteed debauchery and fun.

28 June
Sunday about 10 ish… wake up and hike to the topaz alpine Twin Lakes out of Hope.
Plan to camp hope Friday and sat night. 10 bucks per tent. 6 bucks per car camp.

It’s nearly 0200 and I’m just getting around to laying out the trail details because I know you’ve  been up for the last two nights listless at that lack of certainty over your plans for the upcumming week end.  There’s plenty of time for fishing, but there’s only one Saturday left before Interhash.  The highest and best use of your time?  That’s right! Hashing a B2 trail!

WHO: I’d Fuck Me
WHAT: #36: Fuck Me 2 The Future (North side)
WHEN: Saturday 13 June 1300 HA 1330
WHERE: Davis Park 5081 Mountain View Drive 99508WHY: The opportunity to get shivved in the shiggy or pickup a sweet Article 15 Patch for crossing that blue line!

Trail is A-A.  Dog Friendly. ID is ALWAYS a wise precaution.  Hash Cash is always $5.

It was a scant 77 trails ago that I’d Fuck Me and Donnie the Retard joined the ranks of half-minds dedicated to confusing, misleading, and otherwise annoying the pack who only wanted to go and find a beer.  Today they back at their shenanigans on the west side of town trying to make sure you can get a down-down-down-down (why are we waiting…)

WHO: I’d Fuck Me & Donnie the Retard
WHAT: 40 pounds of flour and 77 trails ago…
WHEN: Saturday 30 May 1300 (HA 1330)
WHERE: Earthquake Park
WHY: Because they love you and want you to be happy!

Trail is A-B; Dogs ok on trail.  ID is required.  Shiggy 3 of 5.  Hash cash is always $5.

Ahoy Harriers and Harriettes!
Bare all for the first anal bear bottom bear run. It’s time to party like it’s 1915. Don your finest union suit (You primed that shit right?) and prepare to get shiggy with Dr. Penis Venkman and Uncle Bondage, Esq.

WHO: All y’all
WHAT: The Anal Bear Run
WHEN: 5/16 at 13:00 (Hare away at 13:30).
WHERE: Campbell Creek Park
2499 E 48th Ave
Anchorage, AK 99507
Trail: A-B  Dogs: NO ID: YES

Hash cash is always $5.

Always a good idea to get the hares to commit to where trail start is before the On-Sec sends out an email.  Commit twice if the On-Sec is a hare.  Also a good idea to not let the On-sec near a keyboard sober.  Mostly.

First Anal Bear Run! On 16 May the half-minds who brought you the Bear Bottoms are bringing you out on the town. Spin up that Amazon prime and find a RED union suit for a down town pub run. Real details to follow, but get that suit. Misspelling is fine if you don’t like being told what to do. Consider what that means if you’re going on a bare run.

Our dear Nurse is headed south.  Way far south.  Below the border even.  She has kindly invited all of us out to send her off with an extraordinary travel hash adventure from Cooper Landing to Hope.  It seems that she’s been doing this for years and only just got around to inviting us, but we love her anyway.  Cum send her off (and rub eggs in Uncle B’s head ((WSH)).

4th annual Bike, Hike, Class IV&V Whitewater raft, Camp, Dance to live music outdoors,BBQ, celebrate great friends and 24hours of daylight! Come for any or all of the events!
Details:
JUNE 25&26- Bikepack and overnight camp Resurrection Pass from Cooper Landing to Hope.
JUNE 26- Camp in Hope and dance to live Bluegrass music at the Seaview Inn while enjoy fine Alaskan nectar on Tap.
JUNE 27- 9am Class IV& V White water rafting with Nova on Six Mile. Please confirm with me by May 1st. $155 pp for all 3 canyons. Camp back in Hope and dance and celebrate some more! Uncle B and Nurse will set trail sometime this afternoon.
JUNE 28- wake up and hike either to Gull rock or an Alpine lake up Hope Point. pack up and head back home…..unless you want to keep exploring

Nurse already paid for the rafting.  If you’re going, please, please, please grease her palm with dat cash ASAP.

Calling all intrepid harriers, harriettes, hounds, and any other folks that enjoy a working off the Friday night hangover, acquiring a great thirst, satisfying it with beer, and making the older hashers feel not as old as they ought to feel:  This week we look to the north (and every other direction) for all the tastiest shiggy that Far North Centennial Park has to offer.  Dead Hooker Disposal Unit has spent so much time in his JK that he’s forgotten that his feet need to been in the mud too.  As do the rest of the body parts.

WHO: Dead Hooker Disposal Unit
WHAT: 33rd Running: 33º North. Bear North.  BEAR!
WHEN: 18 April 2015 @ 1300.  Hare away at 1330.
WHERE: South Bivouac Trailhead off Basher Dr. (61.153301, -149.738088)
WHY: The shiggy is amazing this time of year!

Trail is an A-A.5.  Dogs are welcome. No ID required. Outdoor circle.  Bear spray is a good idea.

Hash cash is only $5.

GREAT ALASKA INTERHASH/RDR: if you haven’t rego’d yet it’s cumming sooner than you think.  Time to start shopping for a red dress. http://greatalaskainterhash.com

BearBottomRun 5/16 Dr. Penis Venkman & Uncle Bondage

Final back patch art approved. Looking for a local source. Else Korea?

Need details for Travel Hash from Nurse Crotchette. 

Monday 13 April 1800-1805.  Blue Fox Cocktail Lounge

Agenda:  Trail Schedule.  Travel Hash 27 June.  Beer.