Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers

Our dear Nurse is headed south.  Way far south.  Below the border even.  She has kindly invited all of us out to send her off with an extraordinary travel hash adventure from Cooper Landing to Hope.  It seems that she’s been doing this for years and only just got around to inviting us, but we love her anyway.  Cum send her off (and rub eggs in Uncle B’s head ((WSH)).

4th annual Bike, Hike, Class IV&V Whitewater raft, Camp, Dance to live music outdoors,BBQ, celebrate great friends and 24hours of daylight! Come for any or all of the events!
Details:
JUNE 25&26- Bikepack and overnight camp Resurrection Pass from Cooper Landing to Hope.
JUNE 26- Camp in Hope and dance to live Bluegrass music at the Seaview Inn while enjoy fine Alaskan nectar on Tap.
JUNE 27- 9am Class IV& V White water rafting with Nova on Six Mile. Please confirm with me by May 1st. $155 pp for all 3 canyons. Camp back in Hope and dance and celebrate some more! Uncle B and Nurse will set trail sometime this afternoon.
JUNE 28- wake up and hike either to Gull rock or an Alpine lake up Hope Point. pack up and head back home…..unless you want to keep exploring

Nurse already paid for the rafting.  If you’re going, please, please, please grease her palm with dat cash ASAP.

Calling all intrepid harriers, harriettes, hounds, and any other folks that enjoy a working off the Friday night hangover, acquiring a great thirst, satisfying it with beer, and making the older hashers feel not as old as they ought to feel:  This week we look to the north (and every other direction) for all the tastiest shiggy that Far North Centennial Park has to offer.  Dead Hooker Disposal Unit has spent so much time in his JK that he’s forgotten that his feet need to been in the mud too.  As do the rest of the body parts.

WHO: Dead Hooker Disposal Unit
WHAT: 33rd Running: 33º North. Bear North.  BEAR!
WHEN: 18 April 2015 @ 1300.  Hare away at 1330.
WHERE: South Bivouac Trailhead off Basher Dr. (61.153301, -149.738088)
WHY: The shiggy is amazing this time of year!

Trail is an A-A.5.  Dogs are welcome. No ID required. Outdoor circle.  Bear spray is a good idea.

Hash cash is only $5.

GREAT ALASKA INTERHASH/RDR: if you haven’t rego’d yet it’s cumming sooner than you think.  Time to start shopping for a red dress. http://greatalaskainterhash.com

BearBottomRun 5/16 Dr. Penis Venkman & Uncle Bondage

Final back patch art approved. Looking for a local source. Else Korea?

Need details for Travel Hash from Nurse Crotchette. 

Monday 13 April 1800-1805.  Blue Fox Cocktail Lounge

Agenda:  Trail Schedule.  Travel Hash 27 June.  Beer.

Baby strollers with slicks instead of knobbies!  The 2015 PFD application closing!  Toe shoes!  Muddy trails!  That sweet sweet break up stench!  Bear plugs! Is it a Pesach plague or a sign that winter is finally over?

Who: Sandy Hook and George Jake
What: #32 Hair Substitute
When: Saturday 4 April 2015 1330 Hares away 1400
Where: Margaret Egan Sullivan Park (Westchester Lagoon)
Why: The salmon aren’t running yet and there isn’t enough snow to ski.

Shiggy level 3-4 out of 5 green hoodies.

Expect hares to be laying eggs as its that time of hear for rabbits to do that.

Trail is A-A with outdoor circle on the inlet.  ID: No Dogs: YES.  Hash cash is only $5.

Note the time change.  Something about hares something adulting something needing half an hour to drive across town something.

Monday 30 March 1800

Blue Fox

Agenda: Next Trail

Harriettes and Harriers,

Bust out your ice skates for the first B2H3 Ice Mile and Ice 40k.  What’s an Ice Mile you ask?  (Thanks for asking!) A regular Beer Mile has you drink a beer, run a quarter mile, drink a beer, run a quarter mile, etc. until you’ve run 1 mile. http://www.beermile.com/

But since we’re hashers and this is Alaska and we don’t like doing anything the easy way… we’re going to do it on ice skates.  Chug a beer, skate a lap, etc.

For the more mentally challenged and racist, there is the Ice 40k.  Think 4×40 where instead of drinking a beer, you drink a sweet, sweet 40oz bottle of malt liquor.  Then Skate. And repeat until someone points out that you’ve made a horrible mistake.  You MUST RSVP for the 40k.

Who: Uncle Bondage, Esq., The Nut Wrangler, and Strummin N Cummin
What: IceMile and Ice40k
When: Saturday 21 March 2015 13:00 hash time
Where: Westchester Lagoon
Why: um, I really can’t think of a good reason not to do this

Trail: A-A Dogs: Yes ID: No.

Hash Cash is $5.  40K is $10.

If someone has some firewood and a burn barrel we can have circle out on the little island.

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers welcomes its newest named member, Sandy Hook!

Welcum mushers and mushettes! Thank you for traveling all the way to Los Anchorage for the ceremonial start of the Ididahash, an entirely fake hash event (this year) that runs a 1000 mile true trail of flour and sacred nectar out to Nome. We’ve spent the last several weeks flying out to the Interior and Western Alaska dropping off caches of colored flour, beer, and jello shots for the hares to pickup along the way. As you all know this is an entirely live haring kennel, so this sort of staging is critical to ensuring a fun and absurd endurance hash. We expect to have the pack on trail for 35 days, hangovers be damned.

THIS WEEK is the ceremonial start of the Ididahash for those of you who can’t commit to hashing all the way to Nome. Come out for a shorter version that doesn’t leave town. Red Blood and Nipples are going to lead us on a romp through town which will undoubtedly cross some of the historic Iditarod trail. Expect other bigger angrier dogs on trail, so leave yours at home for everyone’s safety.

Who: Red Blood Gives You Wings and Unholy Nipples
What: #29 Ididahash Ceremonial Start
When: Saturday 7 March 2015 13:00. Hares away 13:30
Where: Blue Fox Cocktail Lounge
Why: Because the trail to Nome is long and cold without plenty of beer and snuggling

Trail: A-A ID: Circle only Dogs: NO.

Hash Cash is always $5

Don’t forget that http://greatalaskainterhash.com/ is coming. Rego has already gone up, but you were waiting to pay more because it’s going to a good cause anyway.