B2H3 #28: I swear we aren’t breaking up

Posted on February 16, 2015 by | Comments Off on B2H3 #28: I swear we aren’t breaking up

Aloha harriers and harriettes!  All the warm weather has and sunshine has everyone thinking that its nearly time to break out the bikinis.  Maybe not that far, but it sure feels like Breakup is already here.  IT ISN’T.  IT’S STILL WINTER.  HONEST!!!  Not that it matters because Hashers run regardless of the conditions, this Saturday is no exception! Cum bear or melt water, Saturday is a hashing day.

Who: I’d Fuck Me and Just Dana
What: #28 I swear we aren’t breaking up
When: Saturday 21 February 2015 13:00.  Hares away 13:30
Where: Turpin Park 201 Oklahoma St
Why: Because Just Dana is popping her Harriette Cherry

Trail: A-A.5 ID: REQUIRED Dogs: No.

Hash Cash is always $5

Don’t forget that http://greatalaskainterhash.com is coming.  Rego has already gone up, but you were waiting to pay more because it’s going to a good cause anyway.

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B2H3 #27: The Threat of Looming Discharge

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Ahoy hoi all Harriettes and Harriers!  Saturday is a cummin.  And we all know that means HASHING!  It’s going to be a beautiful if not slightly nipply day.  What better way to spend it than chasing down some half-mind covered in orange powder?  Yah, I can’t think of anything I’d rather be doing either.  Oh, and I’ll be the one dressed in the orange powder.

Who: YOU! (and Uncle Bondage, Esquire)
What: B2H3 #27: The Threat of Looming Discharge
When: Saturday 7 February 2015 – 13:00 Hare Away at 13:30
Where: Fish Creek Park (slightly north of) 3909 E. Turnagain BlvdWhy: Because the whole pack is happy!

Dogs: No.  ID: Yes. Circle: Indoors. Trail: A-A.5

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5 Min Mis Man tonight!

Posted on February 2, 2015 by | Comments Off on 5 Min Mis Man tonight!

Blue Fox.  6:30.
Agenda: Trail.  Eso si que es.  Patches.

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Hashmukkah patches!

Posted on January 24, 2015 by | Comments Off on Hashmukkah patches!

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Attention patch whores: the Incredibly personalized Hashmukkah patches are finally finished. Each patch tells your story of the 8 trails of Hashmukkah. Everyone gets the bear and the head (WSH?) hare. You get an orange background and a hare for each trail that you ran. If you were the hare that day it’s a gold background and border. If you can’t make it to trail or if you have quit the state, contact me and I’ll make arrangements to get your patch to you.

-Uncle B

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B2H3 #26: Give Southside A Chance

Posted on January 19, 2015 by | Comments Off on B2H3 #26: Give Southside A Chance

Calling all Harriers and Harriettes!
Saturday is cumming.
RU?

Despite the debacle last time yours truly ran in the Deep South of Los Anchorage, Red Blood Gives You Wings! is entirely certain that she won’t make the same harebrained mistakes that I did.  Let’s all show her our support to go see some more of South Anchorage this Saturday.  If trail and beer weren’t enough, the Hashmukkah patches will be distributed.

WHO? Red Blood Gives You Wings!
WHAT? The 26th running of the base jumpers hash house harriers! hmmmmmm…
WHEN? Saturday 1/24 @ 13:00 – Hares away at 13:30
WHERE? Ray E Storck Homestead Park at Southeast Rabbit Creek Road and Clarks Road. 7020 Clarks Road.
WHY? Because we love hashing!

Trail is A-A.  Dogs are fine on trail, but circle is in a bar, so please plan accordingly.

P.S.  As always, bring a verse for yourself and one for a friend! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY9XiUMKSWA

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5 Min Mis Man Meeting Minutes

Posted on January 19, 2015 by | Comments Off on 5 Min Mis Man Meeting Minutes

•Red Blood updated with deets for #26
•Red Blood ordered a dozen pairs of brown socks with orange “B2H3” text.  Those should be around in a few more weeks.•Red Blood volunteered to spearhead haberdashery.  As with all things at B2, everyone is encouraged to undertake any project they want even if someone else has that “job.”  e.g. Strummin N Cummin is ordering “B2H3” text bag tags (also brown with orange text).

•Uncle B will be distributing the Hashmukkah patches at Trail starting on Saturday.
•Uncle B would like to start asking all unnamed hashers one serious question and one absurd question at each trail to generate ideas for possible names.

•I’d Fuck Me sprang for beer and tots.

•The Nut Wrangler showed up on full hash time, but still manged to find the bar.

•Dr. Penis Venkman called Uncle B several days ago with a whole list of important things to bring up, but Uncle B was drunk and forgot to write anything down.

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Bare Hareline!

Posted on January 14, 2015 by | Comments Off on Bare Hareline!

Dear Harriers and Harriettes,
As you can see the list of hares for the next two months of trails is woefully understocked. Please reach deep into your bag of flour and throw a little hash on trail for one of the upcoming runs. Don’t think that you need to do it alone either. Co-hares are welcome. If you want a co-hare, but don’t have one in mind, we can help with that too.

1/24/15 South Red Blood Gives You Wings
2/7/15 West Uncle Bondage, Esq.
2/21/14 North Unholy Nipples, Red Blood, and Moose Maggot
3/7/15 East I’d Fuck Me
3/21/15 South Dr. Penis Venkman – Fist Anal Bare Bear Beer Run!

B2’s Haring *cough* traditions and markings: http://bearbottomhashhouseharriers.com/haring/

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On the 12th Trail of Hashmas…

Posted on January 5, 2015 by | Comments Off on On the 12th Trail of Hashmas…

My true hare gave to me,
12 PBRs,
11 Hashers hashing,10 Whistles blowing,
9 Songs a singing,
8 Boobs a showing,
7 Cocks a swinging,
6 False indictments,
5 Naughty checks,
4 Water crossings,
3 Virgins cumming,
2 Bags of flour,
and the FRB drunk on his faaaaaaaaace.

Gather round hares, harriers and harriettes for the final trail of Hashmas.  Join us for circle even if the weather out side is so frightful you can’t cum run.
When: 1/6/2015 18:00 Hare at 18:30
Where: 4600 Old Seward Highway
Trail: A-A Dogs: NO ID: CIRCLE only.

You can bet your ass (and fingers and toes) that trail will cold.  We don’t like dirty digits, but we don’t want them to freeze off either.  Please dress accordingly. Expect trail length to be commensurate with the pack size and the shittiness of the weather.

CIRCLE TO FOLLOW.

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The Great Alaska Interhash!

Posted on January 5, 2015 by | Comments Off on The Great Alaska Interhash!

Howdy harriers and harriettes!  The Great Alaska Interhash site is finally live (even if sparsely populated).  It contains nearly all the information you need right this second, which is to say:

Where: Anchorage
When: June 17-21, 2015
HashCash: $69 until 2/14 and $80 afterwards.

A2H3’s Red Dress Run and Bear Bottom’s Ball Buster will be included along with what ever trails get hammered out.

REGO NOW! http://greatalaskainterhash.com

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On the 11th Trail of Hashmas…

Posted on January 3, 2015 by | Comments Off on On the 11th Trail of Hashmas…

My True Hare gave to me,
11 Hashers Hashing,10 Whistles blowing,
9 Songs a singing,
8 Boobs a showing,
7 Cocks a swinging,
6 False Indictments,
5 Naughty Checks!
4 Water Crossings,
3 Virgins Cumming,
2 Bags of Flour and
The FRB drunk on his faaaaaace.

Minnesota Goat Fucker is braving the wilds of the west side for 11th trail.  Join us MONDAY at 6pm for the penultimate trail of Hashmas.

1/5 6pm Hares Away at 6:30
Javier Dela Varga Softball fields at 1950 W 56th Ave

Dogs: YES ID: No

Hash cash: FREE!

Patch Whores:  If you want the series patch it’s $20 which covers all of the circles we’ve had and are having for the series. The Hashmukkah patches are nearly done.

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