Category Archives: Trails

All the warm weather makes it feel like shorts weather, but the traction is like greased up pigs covered in shit cocooned in lard.  Break out the ice spikes or yaks and get out to the west sliiiiiiiieeeede.

WHO: I’d Fuck Me
WHAT: B2H3 #52 – Ice sliiiiiide!
WHEN: Saturday 9 January 2016 – 12:30 (Hare away 13:00)
WHERE: Balto Seppala Park
WHY: First trail of the year!

Trail A-A, Dogs, No ID, No Strollers (bad ice!), quick circle
Hash cash is always $5

Twas the day after hashmas and all through the town, not a hasher was stirring, they were all so worn down.  The flour was spread on the trail so clear with hopes that the harriettes would soon be there.  I had just opened a beer when out in the parking lot there arose such a clatter, it was Does The Finger Count? dressed up as a hatter.  Come out Saturday for the last trail of 2015 to find out what kind of goodies he has in store for trail!

WHO: Does the Finger Count?
WHAT: B2H3 51st – A Post Hashmas Stuffing
WHEN: Saturday 26 December 2015 – 13:00 – Hare Away 13:30
WHERE: 8601 Kushtaka Cir
WHY: It’s the last trail of the year!

A-A. Stroller friendly-ISH.  Dogs ok.  Bring Icecleats or yaks.  No ID.  Almost no pavement. Hash Cash is only $5! (No coins please Judas)

On the seventh trail of hashmukkah, my true hare gave to me, a confusing mixed metaphor and the first trail of hashmukkah!  Just Rhyss has enough flour for just one trail.  Come out to see how long he can make it last.

WHO: Just Rhyss
WHAT: B2H3 50 – 7th Trail of Hashmukkah
WHEN: Saturday 12 December 13:00 – Hare away 13:30WHERE: Abbot Loop Community Park (approx 8098 Elmore Road)
WHY: It’s the miracle of hashmukkah – the miracle being that someone is setting trail

Trail will be A-A.  Dog friendly.  Strollers might be tough.  No ID required on trail, but may be for circle.  Expect circle to be outdoors (and brief).  Assuming the Religious Advisor doesn’t do his yob and order up nice weather, the fill in may opt to move the circle to a nearby bar.

Hash cash is always $5.

Hit up Uncle B with your volunteer dates for Hashmas.  Any interest in invading  Aurora/Squarebanks during the New Years timeframe?

The Uniballer and some Just (not George) in ranger panties have kindly agreed to pickup the last trial before HEAVY RUNNING SEASON (suckers).  For the 49th running (Alaska?) we’re running out of the North!  Which according to the hares means midtown.  Don’t hold that against them, or do by coming out to make them ‘splain themselves next Saturday.

WHO: The Uniballer and Just (ranger panties)
WHAT: B2H3 #49 North!
WHEN: Saturday 28 November 2015 13:00 (HA 13:30)
WHERE: 2005 west 47th Ave
WHY: What better to do after Thanksgiving than hashing!

Circle is A-A; No strollers, Dog Friendly, No ID.  Hash Cash is always $5

TRAVEL HASH:  B2H3 invades Mutha Rucker H3
Mutha Rucker H3 of Enterprise, AL is also hashing 28 November at 10:00.  If you happen to be in the vicinity of Panama City, FL you can catch a ride up to MRH3 in time for the hash with Uncle Bondage.  Otherwise, if you are in the vicinity, show up for some southern hospitality with an Alaskan Twist.

Hare Ye! Hair Ye! Bring out your Georges!  It’s winter and everyone needs a reminder about how hard it is to see markings in the snow.  We’re going to do a series of mini trials where some George who hasn’t hared or some hasher who thinks they’re hot shit grabs a bag of flour, a beer and blind sets an A-A in 15 minutes.  Then with the hare, the pack will follow along.  The hare will get to see how the pack acts, what they see, whether or not the hotshit haring is anything but a shitty trail! Wash, rinse, repeat! Uncle Bondage and Mandingo will be providing gentle guidance.  At least one of those people is qualified.  The other is just hairy.

WHO: All the Georges
WHAT: B2 #48 Hare School
WHEN: Saturday 14 November 13:00 – Hares away 13:30
WHERE: Parking lot near 3561 E Tudor Rd, Anchorage, AK 99507
WHY: Because this shit is harder than you think and there is always room to improve.

All the trails will be A-A.  If you are interested send an email to onsec@b2h3.com or let me know when you get to trail.  The hash will provide the flour and beer.
ID for circle, Dogs and strollers should be fine for trail. Hash cash is always $5.

It’s the most glorious day of the year.  7/11.  Free slurpees for everyone at all 7/11. Conveniently this year it’s on Saturday.  Saturday is a hashing day AND a free slurpee day.  It’s like Kris Kringle came early to spray his sugary blended icy load all over my beard.  Donnie The Retard has volunteered to lead us to all the 7/11s in Eagle River in a quest to down down as many slurpees as our flabby adult bodies can take.  Hazzah!  If anyone would like to co-hare hit Donnie up.

WHO: Donnie The Retard
WHAT: Slurpee Day Hash!
WHEN: Saturday 7/11 1:00 pm Hares 1:30pm
WHERE: Tips Bar 12349 Old Glenn Highway Eagle River 99577
WHY: FREE FUCKING SLURPEES!!!!

Trail is A-A.5.  Dog friendlish.  ID required.  No strollers.  Shiggy 3/5.

Aloha harriers and harriettes!  All the warm weather has and sunshine has everyone thinking that its nearly time to break out the bikinis.  Maybe not that far, but it sure feels like Breakup is already here.  IT ISN’T.  IT’S STILL WINTER.  HONEST!!!  Not that it matters because Hashers run regardless of the conditions, this Saturday is no exception! Cum bear or melt water, Saturday is a hashing day.

Who: I’d Fuck Me and Just Dana
What: #28 I swear we aren’t breaking up
When: Saturday 21 February 2015 13:00.  Hares away 13:30
Where: Turpin Park 201 Oklahoma St
Why: Because Just Dana is popping her Harriette Cherry

Trail: A-A.5 ID: REQUIRED Dogs: No.

Hash Cash is always $5

Don’t forget that http://greatalaskainterhash.com is coming.  Rego has already gone up, but you were waiting to pay more because it’s going to a good cause anyway.

Ahoy hoi all Harriettes and Harriers!  Saturday is a cummin.  And we all know that means HASHING!  It’s going to be a beautiful if not slightly nipply day.  What better way to spend it than chasing down some half-mind covered in orange powder?  Yah, I can’t think of anything I’d rather be doing either.  Oh, and I’ll be the one dressed in the orange powder.

Who: YOU! (and Uncle Bondage, Esquire)
What: B2H3 #27: The Threat of Looming Discharge
When: Saturday 7 February 2015 – 13:00 Hare Away at 13:30
Where: Fish Creek Park (slightly north of) 3909 E. Turnagain BlvdWhy: Because the whole pack is happy!

Dogs: No.  ID: Yes. Circle: Indoors. Trail: A-A.5