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On the 2nd Day of Hashmas…

Posted on December 26, 2014 by | Comments Off on On the 2nd Day of Hashmas…

My true Hare gave to me,
Two Bags of Flour,
And the FRB drunk on his face! Continue reading →

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On the 1st Day of Hashmas…

Posted on December 26, 2014 by | Comments Off on On the 1st Day of Hashmas…

My true hare gave to me,
The FRB drunk on his face!

Dogs! ID!
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Great Success! A Hashmukkah Wrap Up.

Posted on December 24, 2014 by | Comments Off on Great Success! A Hashmukkah Wrap Up.

The Bear Bottom Hash House Hare and Hound Hashing Society would like to extend our most sincere thanks for all of you true blue hashers who came out for the Miracle of Hashmukkah.  It was the first attempt at a run series for B2.  Despite it being a colossally silly idea, y’all came out for it.  Thank you.  In 8 days of trails we had 58 bodies on trail including some virgins.  For a brand new kennel running on week nights in the winter, that’s amazing.

Special thanks go out to the Hares: Minnesota Goat Fucker, Donnie The Retard, Unholy Nipples, and I’d Fuck Me.  And thanks to anyone who suffered through another one of Uncle Bondage’s trails.  Congratulations also go out to I’d Fuck Me for being the very first hare in B2’s long and illustrious history to be snared.  Unholy Nipples & Red Blood Gives You Wings and Takes A Bigger Cock & Stretch Ass Strong nearly snared Uncle B on two separate trails, but damn can that racist run when doesn’t want to give it up.

Hashit for the entire series was awarded to Dr. Penis Venkman for having come up with the idea in the first place.  Thanks for the excuse to go running every night brother.

Hashmukkah Patches are in the works:
Donnie The Retard, Struggle Snuggle, Dr. Penis Venkman, Red Blood Gives You Wings, Mandingo Massacre, Uncle Bondage, Esq. Stretch Ass Strong, Unholy Nipples, I’d Fuck Me, Minnesota Goat Fucker
Tell Uncle B you paid for a patch dammit if you aren’t on this list.

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The Hashmukkah Miracle Continues

Posted on December 19, 2014 by | Comments Off on The Hashmukkah Miracle Continues

Two more great nights of hashing in the spirits of the season are under our belts!  Hazzzah to you all Brother and Sister Hashers!  Thank you all for making B2H3 a great place to be.

The second night of Hashmukkah was led by Minnesota Goat Fucker and Just Finn McGee.  Uncle Bondage, No Choades Barred, Dr. Penis Venkman, Just Cool Hand Luke, Takes A Bigger Cock, Unholy Nipples, Donnie The Retard, Struggle Snuggle, Red Blood Gives You Wings, and Doktor Helga von Boobin’ braved the beer free trail.  WELCUM Just George Micheal Hunt and Just George Mrs. Michael Hunt, who were foolish enough to trust Dr. Venkman. They had a good time on trail anyway and WILL BE BACK.

The third night of Hashmukkah was a frigid bitch out at Ocean View Park, no not that one the other one.  Donnie The Retard laid trail for us and may have used the Bare Check for the first time in Bear Bottom history.  Well done sir.  Uncle Bondage, Stretch Ass Strong, Dr. Penis Venkman, Just Cool Hand Luke, That 70s Bush, Struggle Snuggle, Unholy Nipples, and I’d Fuck Me rounded out the pack.

UPCUMMING SCHEDULE!
Fri 12/19 – 4th Night: Unholy Nipples – Fred Meyers near Victor Road
Sat 12/20 – 5th Night: BYE NIGHT  – A2’s 12 Beer Checks of Hashmas
Sun 12/21 – 6th Night: I’d Fuck Me – LOCATION TBD
Mon 12/22 – 7th Night: Dr. Penis Venkman – LOCATION TBD
Tue 12/23 – 8th Night: Uncle Bondage, Esq. – LOCATION TBD ***Circle to follow***

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$5 Trash

Posted on November 30, 2014 by | Comments Off on $5 Trash

Holy Balls was it cold out at Potter Marsh for the 5 dollar make you hollah hashtravaganza.  Despite the utter crap weather and threats of ice skating, a hand full of intrepid hashers came out.  Thanks for your continued support Stretch Assstrong, Dr. Penis Venkman & Just Cool Hand Luke, Takes A Bigger Cock, Unholy Nipples, Meat Rackretad, Not Too Sharpie, Minnesota Goat Fucker & Just Finn McGee, No Chodes Barred.  Welcome for the first time Mandingo Massacre and Georgy Porgy. Continue reading →

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B2H3 #4: I’m Late, I’m Late

Posted on November 12, 2014 by | Comments Off on B2H3 #4: I’m Late, I’m Late

…for a very important date.

Saturday!  November 15th!  The FOURTH running of the Break Even er BEAR BOTTOM Hash House Harriers (that’s you!!!)

Dr. Penis Venkman and Just Cool Hand Luke will be leading an exciting trail from the Hilltop ski area parking lot.

He’s being coy about the details, but since Just Cool Hand Luke is co-haring (and because B2 loves dogs) expect that the trail is dog friendly.

Who: Dr. Penis Venkman and Just Cool Hand Luke
What: 4th Running of the Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
When: November 15th, 2014 @ 1300.  Hares away 1330
Where: Hilltop Ski Area 7015 Abbott Rd
Why: Because Saturday is a hashing day!

On-on!

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Harebrained Trails

Posted on November 12, 2014 by | Comments Off on Harebrained Trails

Guess what half minded idea came out of the bar this week?

It’s very nearly the suicide season, so get ready for some serious trails

The Miracle of Hanukkah – there was only enough flour for one trail, but it lasted for 8 trails. Hanukkah starts the evening of December 17. Dr. Venkman somehow convinced Uncle B to be responsible for this series.

Kwanza – Mouthy Bitch (and possibly Bet He Crocked Her) will be teaching us about the 7 principles and leading us on a trail.

The 12 days of Christmas – Uncle B, realizing what a pile of shit he stepped in, decided that Dr. Penis Venkman also needed to run the 12 days of Christmas. This series will run December 24 – January 6.

Locations forthcoming.

B2 does not run on days that A2 _uns.

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Blue Line Blow Job Trash

Posted on November 3, 2014 by | Comments Off on Blue Line Blow Job Trash

Thank you to all who made it out on trail or circle.  You all make it fun to come out and put this all on.

Congratulations go to Meatrack Retard and Just Gavin.  They were both cited for bravery on trail and received the B2H3 Traditional Award Marking Prestige; Order of Nambypambies patch for shedding blood on trail.  If you missed it, ask the lads to see their patch the next time you run into them.

Welcome to Virgin George.  We hope you had a great time and that we see you again in two weeks.

Thank you That’s Not My Mayo… for volunteering to arrange with Polar Bar to allow us to have circle there.

Minnesota Goat Fucker:  We missed you on trail so we kept your Hashit safe.  It’s still yours for the next run.

See you in two weeks somewhere on the east side.

 

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B2H3 #3: Blue Line Blow Job

Posted on October 28, 2014 by | Comments Off on B2H3 #3: Blue Line Blow Job

tldr: 11/1/2014 1300 HA: 1330 – Harvard Park E Harvard Ave 99501 (Curling Club Parking Lot) – A:A Dogs: Always – ID: Circle

Harriers and Harriets! It’s time to welcome the first of November with a *run* along the blue line. Because this is the third week we’re going out of the north. (Didn’t know we were rotating around Los Anchorage along the compass rose did ya? We are! It’s B2 Tradition.) Come on out to Harvard Park on Government Hill for a lively trail, some spectacular views (weather permitting) and a little light refreshment. It’s been a little chilly out so dress accordingly, but no headlamps are necessary (because we still have a few minutes of sunlight in the middle of the day). Bring your dog, your virgin, and $5 because we’re going to chase away that Halloween hangover.

Who: Uncle Bondage, Esq.
What: B2H3 #3: Blue Line Blow Job
When: Saturday 11/1/2014 @ 1 pm – Hare away at 1:30 pm
Where: Harvard Park on Government Hill E Harvard Ave 99501 (aka the Curling Club Parking lot)
Why: To cure the previous day’s hangover, work up a new great thirst, and satisfy it with beer.

Trail is A to A with a short drive to circle.

Your On-Sec,
Uncle Bondage, Esq.

Edit: I Want Anal *stomp* was good enough to point out that the address was showing up as someone’s house.  It’s the curling club.  Thanks for that and see all y’all on Hashing Day.

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Happy Alaska Day

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Posted on October 18, 2014 by in Trails

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