On the 10th Trail of Hashmas…

My True Hare gave to me,
10 whistles blowing,
9 songs a singing,
8 boobs a showing,
7 cocks a swinging,
6 false indictments,
5 naughty checks,
4 water crossings,
3 virgins cumming,
2 bags of flour,
and the FRB drunk on his face!

Happy Sunday dear harriers and harriettes! Cum on out for one of the last few trails of Hashmas.

Donnie the Retard has the brilliant idea to help us work off our hangover, acquire great thirst and satisfy it with beer.

Where: 47th and Haru
When: 1/4/15 13:00 Hares away 13:30.

Dogs: YES ID: NO Shiggy: 1-2

Hash cash: Free!

If you want the series patch it’s $20 which also covers circle on 12/27 and 1/6. Didn’t make circle on the 27th? You should have come hashing. It’s still $20.

On the 8th Trail of Hashmas…

My True Hare gave to me,
8 boobs a showing,
7 cocks a swinging,
6 false indictments,
5 naughty Checks,
4 water crossings,
3 virgins cumming,
2 bags of flour,
and the FRB drunk on his face.

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On the 7th Trail of Hashmas…

My True Hare gave to me,
7 cocks a swinging,
6 false indictments,
5 naughty Checks,
4 water crossings,
3 virgins cumming,
2 bags of flour,
and the FRB drunk on his face.

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On the 6th Trail of Hashmas…

My true hare gave to me,
6 False Indictments,
5 Naughty Checks,
4 Water Crossings,
3 Virgins Cumming,
2 Bags of Flour,
And the FRB drunk on his face!!!!

Fantastic! We’ve made it half way through the series! It’s just like hump day. Wait, it IS hump day. Come on out for a fun New Years Eve afternoon trail led by Just Jason.

Jewel Lake Bowling Center 8801 Jewel Lake Road 99502
Trail at 1430 – Hares away at 1500

Dogs: YES! ID: NO!

Hash Cash: FREE! If you want a series patch it’s $20 which also covers circle on the last day. (If you bought in earlier it would have covered the Saturday circle too. Sucker.)

Thanks again to Motley Speww and Struggle for the great verses that are just like a little light on to show us the way.

12 Trails of Hashmas Bearline!

12 Trails of Hashmas BEARLINE

12/26 Friday (South) – Dr. Penis Venkman
12/27 Saturday (West) – The Nut Wrangler
12/28 Sunday (North) – Red Blood Gives You Wings
12/29 Monday (East) – Uncle Bondage, Esq.
12/30 Tuesday (South) – Unholy Nipples
12/31 Wednesday (West) – Just Jason
1/1 Thursday (North) – Red Blood Gives You Wings & Mandingo Massacre
1/2 Friday (East) – Mandingo Massacre
1/3 Saturday – BYE TRAIL – A2H3 “Ruin Your Resolutions”
1/4 Sunday (South) – Donnie The Retard
1/5 Monday (West) – Minnesota Goat Fucker
1/6 Tuesday (North) – Dr. Penis Venkman

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On the 5th trail of Hashmas…

My true hare gave to me,
5 naughty Checks,
4 water crossings,
3 virgins cumming,
2 bags of flour,
and the FRB drunk on his face.

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On the 4th trail of Hashmas…

My true hare gave to me,
4 water crossings,
3 virgins cumming,
2 bags of flour,
and the FRB drunk on his face!
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On the 3rd trail of Hashmas…

My true hare gave to me,
3 virgins cumming,
2 bags of flour,
And the FRB drunk off his face!

Red Blood Gives You Wings is leading us on trail for the third trail of Hashmas.
Sunday 12/28
Elderberry Park Downtown
15:00 Hares at 15:30

Dogs: NO ID: Yes Shiggy: 1-2

On the 2nd Day of Hashmas…

My true Hare gave to me,
Two Bags of Flour,
And the FRB drunk on his face!
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On the 1st Day of Hashmas…

My true hare gave to me,
The FRB drunk on his face!

Dogs! ID!
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