Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers

Aloha hookers!  It was a bit of a loose carry but we’re on the full with details for this weeks trail! The hares have a prepared a bit of a show and go whilst mounting a typical umbrella defense to the pack’s scramble.  It’s the RA’s call whether they’re offsides or if they get to knock-on. Regardless, there’s always time for the in and out before they take a proper facial.

WHO: Rush Gumballz & Long Story Short Dick
WHAT: B2 #65 – Blood replacement? YBF
WHEN: Saturday 28 May 2016 – 13:00 – HA 13:30
WHERE: Davis Park (Chalet) in Mountain View
WHY: Because someone is going to get a special prize if they figure out what that mess above is on about.

A-A – Dogs/Strollers at your own risk – ID YES – Be prepared for a Rush Trail – Hash Cash is $5

31 MAY IS THE LAST DAY TO REGO FOR THE CHEAP RATE FOR 24/24! Price doubles to $48 on 1 June.  Rego early – rego often! https://squareup.com/store/b2h3/

Cum one cum all to see if Red Blood can manage two trails in one week! Trail is A-B, shuttle back to A prior to circle.  This is a “Tech on Trail” trail, which means you are not just encouraged to bring your tech on trail, but actually asked to do so. This will be a photo scavenger hunt trail, but don’t worry, this ain’t yo mama’s photo scavenger hunt. Unless yo mama liked running. In which case, might be similar.

WHO: Red Blood Gives You Wings!
WHAT: B2’s 62nd trail – SnatchChat
WHEN: Saturday April 30th, 2016 @ 1300, Hariette away at 1330
WHERE: Elderberry Park, 1297 W 5th Ave
WHY: Because it’s spring time in Alaska, enjoy it while it lasts! Also, prizes!

Kids/strollers: Wouldn’t recommend
Dogs: Also wouldn’t recommend
ID: Abso-fucking-lutely
Hash cash is $5.

Don’t forget that the price for 24 Trails in 24 Hours goes up 1 June.  Rego early rego often. https://squareup.com/store/b2h3/

Just like a bunch of college sophomores, we’ve all been very responsible when it come to bagging it up, but now it’s time to haul out a little more than we brought in. I’m talking about rubbish, of course. Long Story Short Dick has been balls-deep in the Wizard of Oz, and on this trail he’ll be laying a yellow brick road for you to follow. Don’t be a farm girl from Kansas; refrain from trespassing, assault, and murder. Bring your dog, watch out for witches.

WHO: Long Story Short Dick
WHAT: Wizard of OZ meets Coastal Cleanup
WHEN: Saturday 16 April 2016 1300 Hare Away 1330
WHERE: Fish Creek Park 3907 E Turnagain Blvd, Anchorage, AK 99517
WHY: Why not make the parks better for everyone while acquiring a great thirst and satisfying it with beer?

Trail is A-A. Everybody bring a safeway/carrs bag for some mild trash pickup and be ready for some good ass beer for the kennel and a Turkey Eagle split. ID – NO; Kids – SURE; Dogs – YES

Holy shit, its the Merry Marmot festival out at Arctic Valley.  Lost & Found has an outhouse he’s going to fire off the slope and he wants us to come see it.  What could possibly go wrong?  Prepare for a short trail and then partying down at the fund raiser for AWAIC and the Anchorage Ski Club.

WHO: Lost & Found
WHAT: B2 59 Flying Outhouse Skeet Shooting
WHEN: Tomorrow Saturday 2 April 2016 1300 HA 1330
WHERE: Arctic Valley Road – 61°14’00.4″N 149°34’44.3″W https://goo.gl/maps/xS4v7iq2MxG2
WHY: It’s a hashing day! Also there’s gonna be bbq.

Trail is A-A. Shuttles will be available to transport folks into the festival.  Dogs are probably ok on trail, but not at the festival.  Strollers not recommended. Hash cash is $5 but you’re on your own for BBQ, beer and festival entry. DRY SOCKS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. http://www.skiarctic.net/merry-marmot-2016/ Dinner 4-6 Flying flaming dummy at 6.