The Bear Bottom Hash House Hare and Hound Hashing Society would like to extend our most sincere thanks for all of you true blue hashers who came out for the Miracle of Hashmukkah. It was the first attempt at a run series for B2. Despite it being a colossally silly idea, y’all came out for it. Thank you. In 8 days of trails we had 58 bodies on trail including some virgins. For a brand new kennel running on week nights in the winter, that’s amazing.
Special thanks go out to the Hares: Minnesota Goat Fucker, Donnie The Retard, Unholy Nipples, and I’d Fuck Me. And thanks to anyone who suffered through another one of Uncle Bondage’s trails. Congratulations also go out to I’d Fuck Me for being the very first hare in B2’s long and illustrious history to be snared. Unholy Nipples & Red Blood Gives You Wings and Takes A Bigger Cock & Stretch Ass Strong nearly snared Uncle B on two separate trails, but damn can that racist run when doesn’t want to give it up.
Hashit for the entire series was awarded to Dr. Penis Venkman for having come up with the idea in the first place. Thanks for the excuse to go running every night brother.
Hashmukkah Patches are in the works:
Donnie The Retard, Struggle Snuggle, Dr. Penis Venkman, Red Blood Gives You Wings, Mandingo Massacre, Uncle Bondage, Esq. Stretch Ass Strong, Unholy Nipples, I’d Fuck Me, Minnesota Goat Fucker
Tell Uncle B you paid for a patch dammit if you aren’t on this list.